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   From: OFeem1987@teleworm.us   
      
   super70s wrote this screed in ALL-CAPS:   
      
   > ICE Barbie's Secret Mile-High Double Bed Pictured   
   > By Will Neal   
   > The Daily Beast   
   > Thu, February 19, 2026 at 6:38 AM CST   
   >   
   > New images have revealed the plush queen-size bed in a private cabin   
   > aboard the luxury aircraft Kristi Noem has been using to jet around the   
   > country with her alleged lover-slash-adviser.   
   >   
   >    
   >   
   > Asked how exactly the luxurious plane would be used to remove migrants   
   > from the country, a DHS spokesperson told NBC: "At least one of the   
   > bedrooms is currently being converted for seating to prepare the   
   > aircraft to meet the demands of its deportation mission set."   
   >   
   > The jet currently seats a maximum of 18 passengers. Deportation flights   
   > typically carry between 50 and 100 migrants.   
   >   
   > One unnamed DHS official told NBC the claims of the jet being a   
   > "necessary purchase" for deportations were "far-fetched."   
   >   
   > Perhaps mindful of those qualms, the DHS spokesperson told the news   
   > outlet the "plane flies at 40% cheaper than what the military aircraft   
   > flies for ICE deportation flights," and that this will eventually save   
   > "the American taxpayer hundreds of millions of dollars."   
      
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   > The Daily Beast has contacted DHS for further comment on this story.   
   >   
   > https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/ice-barbie-secret-mile-hig   
   -123817811.html   
      
   She in the Mile High club.   
      
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