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   From: chine.bleu@yahoo.com   
      
   Chris Ahlstrom wrote:   
   > super70s wrote this screed in ALL-CAPS:   
   >   
   >> ICE Barbie's Secret Mile-High Double Bed Pictured   
   >> By Will Neal   
   >> The Daily Beast   
   >> Thu, February 19, 2026 at 6:38 AM CST   
   >>   
   >> New images have revealed the plush queen-size bed in a private cabin   
   >> aboard the luxury aircraft Kristi Noem has been using to jet around the   
   >> country with her alleged lover-slash-adviser.   
   >>   
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   >>   
   >> Asked how exactly the luxurious plane would be used to remove migrants   
   >> from the country, a DHS spokesperson told NBC: "At least one of the   
   >> bedrooms is currently being converted for seating to prepare the   
   >> aircraft to meet the demands of its deportation mission set."   
   >>   
   >> The jet currently seats a maximum of 18 passengers. Deportation flights   
   >> typically carry between 50 and 100 migrants.   
   >>   
   >> One unnamed DHS official told NBC the claims of the jet being a   
   >> "necessary purchase" for deportations were "far-fetched."   
   >>   
   >> Perhaps mindful of those qualms, the DHS spokesperson told the news   
   >> outlet the "plane flies at 40% cheaper than what the military aircraft   
   >> flies for ICE deportation flights," and that this will eventually save   
   >> "the American taxpayer hundreds of millions of dollars."   
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   >> The Daily Beast has contacted DHS for further comment on this story.   
   >>   
   >> https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/ice-barbie-secret-mile-hi   
   h-123817811.html   
   >   
   > She in the Mile High club.   
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   She should commandeer a C5. Install a discotheque in the cargo deck.   
   Reserve 5 seats in the passenger deck for deportees.   
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