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   D E M I G O D to Dissident   
   Re: () FAQ for Newbies: Killfile gets ri   
   05 Nov 03 03:14:40   
   
   From: D-E-M-I-G-O-D@SHAW.CA   
      
   "Dissident"  wrote in message   
   news:3FA858A6.4000804@7600.net...   
   > Stewart Connor wrote:   
   >   
   > >   
   > > .....Below is a good example killfile to   
   > > get rid of the CO(cksucker) types who   
   > > try to practice the same thing the do ....   
      
   >   
   > Oh hell, Stewart, if you want a world in   
   > which everything is just to your liking,   
   > and you don't have to even see any   
   > differing opinions, do this:   
   >   
   > 1) Pull down your pants   
   > 2) Pull down your shorts   
   > 3) Lie back   
   > 4) Close your eyes   
   > 5) Wrap hand around dick   
   > 6) Imagine world exactly as you want   
   > 7) Move hand slowly up and down   
   > 8) Repeat 6 & 7 until sticky substance   
   > 9) If sticky substance appears   
   > go back to bitching about real world,   
   > where things don't always go your way   
      
   You must have an extensive practice in doing it, if you know exactly   
   what you're talking about... And it's notable, indeed, that you tend to   
   disappear someplace once in a while... Now we'll know what kind of   
   "business" you will be attending, when next time you won't show up for   
   a while.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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