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   Critter to All   
   Re: Inmate Computer Technicians   
   09 Nov 03 20:39:38   
   
   From: Barking@The.Moon   
      
   Let me start from the beginning with this story.   
      
   Sitting in my annoying survey of literature that I have no interest in.   
      
   Hot little doxie with a nice round little ass and perky little tits starts   
   noticing me and giving me the eye. Unfortunately, at this point I am not   
   really interested in her.   
      
   She moves and starts sitting next to me in class and bringing snacks to   
   class and all that shit. At this point I'm really getting irritated, but you   
   still have to be a gentleman about it.   
      
   She asks me out and finally I let her take me out to the coffee shop for a   
   little after school socializing. Should I be cruel and say NO??   
      
   Thats about as far as it went, not counting her many innuendo's and attempts   
   to escelate the romance.   
      
   At some point, there was some chump who ratted me out to her, and I thank   
   him for that, because he told her that I was an ex-con, and at that point   
   she freaks out as if being stalked by Jeffrey Dahmer. It ended the fiasco,   
   so at that point I was relieved of the duty of turning her away, however,   
   her overreaction was nothing short fo psychotic.   
      
   She moves her spot where she sat in class, again, this time AWAY from me,   
   (thankfully), and starts coming to class with a wimpy escort and acting very   
   oddly. I dont really give a damn about what complaints she may have made to   
   others.   
      
   Now, if I were a steryotypical evil ex-con felon abuser victimizer, then I   
   would have thoroughly sodomized her the very instant I detected any   
   attraction on her part. There is nothing I love more than sex, and she had a   
   nice body. Young, petite, hair, etc. But I never even kissed her. How do you   
   account for that with your silly theories about "evil people" - Mr.   
   COcksucker ??   
      
   Fucking me 1/2 to death would have been the best thing that ever happened to   
   her. She was only frustrated because that did not happen.   
      
   Back to the dildo - eh ?   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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