From: DEMIGOD@SHAW.CA   
      
   Critter wrote:   
      
   > What's really sad is that the little JPEG   
   > in the upper left of that site is a self-pic   
   > of CSoup, and the upper right is a photo of Walt.   
      
      
   "Masturbation is more dangerous than atheism. Doctors of a generation   
   ago knew this, but over the course of recent Democratic administrations,   
   and their prevailing philosophy of "if it feels good, do it" - this   
   problem has spiraled out of control.   
      
   Myth: Masturbation is harmless.   
   Reality: Medical science proves that chronic masturbation causes   
   weakness, depression, forgetfulness and nearsightedness."   
      
   "Hair growing on a palm of the hand" must have been deliberately   
   omitted, because it's the most dangerous side effect of masturbation.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)