From: rrufiange@cfl.rr.com   
      
   "D E M I G O D"  wrote in message   
   news:dcYrb.363543$pl3.146461@pd7tw3no...   
    > "Masturbation is more dangerous than atheism. Doctors of a generation   
   > ago knew this, but over the course of recent Democratic administrations,   
   > and their prevailing philosophy of "if it feels good, do it" - this   
   > problem has spiraled out of control.   
   >   
   > Myth: Masturbation is harmless.   
   > Reality: Medical science proves that chronic masturbation causes   
   > weakness, depression, forgetfulness and nearsightedness."   
      
   Hey Vadiot...   
      
   You feeling weak, depressed, forgetful, and/or blind lately?   
      
   > "Hair growing on a palm of the hand" must have been deliberately   
   > omitted, because it's the most dangerous side effect of masturbation.   
      
   Not to mention the greasy hands that so turn a woman off.   
   What excuse do you try most, Vadiot?  Do they laugh, or simply walk away?   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)