From: Barking@The.Moon   
      
   >  > "Masturbation is more dangerous than atheism. Doctors of a generation   
   > > ago knew this, but over the course of recent Democratic administrations,   
   > > and their prevailing philosophy of "if it feels good, do it" - this   
   > > problem has spiraled out of control.   
   > >   
   > > Myth: Masturbation is harmless.   
   > > Reality: Medical science proves that chronic masturbation causes   
   > > weakness, depression, forgetfulness and nearsightedness."   
   >   
   > Hey Vadiot...   
   >   
   > You feeling weak, depressed, forgetful, and/or blind lately?   
      
   Huh - huh, like - that was funny man......   
      
      
   > > "Hair growing on a palm of the hand" must have been deliberately   
   > > omitted, because it's the most dangerous side effect of masturbation.   
   >   
   > Not to mention the greasy hands that so turn a woman off.   
   > What excuse do you try most, Vadiot?  Do they laugh, or simply walk away?   
      
   This from the 35 year old virgin - ?   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)