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   Critter to All   
   The OFFICIAL alt.prison FAQ V1.02   
   11 Nov 03 05:49:15   
   
   From: Barking@The.Moon   
      
   This group has no FAQ.   
      
   It is more like a public restroom where Chris hangs out to meet guys like   
   Vadick.   
      
   Ignore this FAQ, and ignore cops too while you're at it.   
      
   You can also ignore George Bush and other silly laws at your discretion.   
      
   US law is a sort of "make it up as you go" affair - and so observance of law   
   is a sort of "when I get around to it" type of thing.   
      
   Ignore the war on drugs.   
      
   Ignore CNN.   
      
   Ignore Morphy & Chris who is gay   
      
   Ignore teachers who are ignorant.   
      
   Ignore Gumby.   
      
   Ignore Sherrif George Arpaio.   
      
   Obey me, and only me.   
      
   Now, pull out your penis.   
      
   Bang your keypad with your stiff wiener.   
      
   Beat the keyboard like a drum with your pecker.   
      
   This is the percussion section of your penis song.   
      
   Snap your fingers with your free hand and hum to the rythm.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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