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   Message 1,982 of 3,649   
   Morphy's ghost to Critter   
   Re: The OFFICIAL alt.prison FAQ V1.02   
   11 Nov 03 06:07:23   
   
   From: ghost_of_morphy@morphyisamongus.com   
      
   Ummm, Critter, I was kinda hoping you'd like to CONTRIBUTE to making   
   an FAQ for the group.   
      
   On Tue, 11 Nov 2003 05:49:15 GMT, "Critter"  wrote:   
      
   >This group has no FAQ.   
   >   
   >It is more like a public restroom where Chris hangs out to meet guys like   
   >Vadick.   
   >   
   >Ignore this FAQ, and ignore cops too while you're at it.   
   >   
   >You can also ignore George Bush and other silly laws at your discretion.   
   >   
   >US law is a sort of "make it up as you go" affair - and so observance of law   
   >is a sort of "when I get around to it" type of thing.   
   >   
   >Ignore the war on drugs.   
   >   
   >Ignore CNN.   
   >   
   >Ignore Morphy & Chris who is gay   
   >   
   >Ignore teachers who are ignorant.   
   >   
   >Ignore Gumby.   
   >   
   >Ignore Sherrif George Arpaio.   
   >   
   >Obey me, and only me.   
   >   
   >Now, pull out your penis.   
   >   
   >Bang your keypad with your stiff wiener.   
   >   
   >Beat the keyboard like a drum with your pecker.   
   >   
   >This is the percussion section of your penis song.   
   >   
   >Snap your fingers with your free hand and hum to the rythm.   
   >   
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   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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