From: rrufiange@cfl.rr.com   
      
   "Critter"  wrote in message   
   news:Cz_rb.169105$e01.599014@attbi_s02...   
   > >  > "Masturbation is more dangerous than atheism. Doctors of a generation   
   > > > ago knew this, but over the course of recent Democratic   
   administrations,   
   > > > and their prevailing philosophy of "if it feels good, do it" - this   
   > > > problem has spiraled out of control.   
   > > >   
   > > > Myth: Masturbation is harmless.   
   > > > Reality: Medical science proves that chronic masturbation causes   
   > > > weakness, depression, forgetfulness and nearsightedness."   
   > >   
   > > Hey Vadiot...   
   > >   
   > > You feeling weak, depressed, forgetful, and/or blind lately?   
   >   
   > Huh - huh, like - that was funny man......   
   >   
   >   
   > > > "Hair growing on a palm of the hand" must have been deliberately   
   > > > omitted, because it's the most dangerous side effect of masturbation.   
   > >   
   > > Not to mention the greasy hands that so turn a woman off.   
   > > What excuse do you try most, Vadiot?  Do they laugh, or simply walk   
   away?   
   >   
   > This from the 35 year old virgin - ?   
      
   31, and certainly gotten alot more action from my women over the years than   
   you get from your men, without your paper bag trademark mask, of course.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)