From: ron.sam{please-remove}@cox.net   
      
   "MyWingsofanangel"  wrote in message   
   news:20031117085903.11962.00000438@mb-m03.aol.com...   
   > >(MyWingsofanangel) wrote:   
   > >   
   > >   
   > >>   
   > >>Anyone care to size up what it takes to get a KEEP a guard's job?   
   > >>   
   > >   
   > >   
   > >Sure.  Let's see, to get and keep guard job it's very important to be   
   > >able to count accurately.  You can use your fingers, but they frown on   
   > >taking off your shoes and using your toes too.  You need about half a   
   > >brain, but a full brain iis too much as that makes you smarter than   
   > >your administrators and will get you fired.  You need an excellent   
   > >attendance record until you have achieved enough seniority that you   
   > >aren't first on the administrator's shit list;  after that, you can   
   > >show up whenever the hell you want.  You need to avoid being arrested   
   > >yourself, as that will get you shown the door.  You need to be either   
   > >infinitely patient or to not give a fuck in order to deal with   
   > >equinamity with the BS excreted from the buereaucratic minds of your   
   > >superiors.  That's about it.  Much the same as the requirements for   
   > >holding any other civil service job.   
   > >   
   > >.....................   
   > >   
   > >From: ghost_of_morphy@morphyisamongus.com  (Morphy's ghost)   
   >   
   > >That's about it.  Much the same as the requirements for   
   > >holding any other civil service job.   
   > >   
   >   
   > Hmmm? I am not sure. Are BATF, CIA, FBI civil service jobs?   
   >   
   > I have heard that the upper and lower qunitile of intelligence are exempt   
   from   
   > hiring in MOST civil service jobs.   
      
   Well, we all know the smartest guys in the world are putting together three   
   ring binders for a living.  And they are hiring the top 2% of illegal   
   Mexican immigrants (not sure if they are ex-cons or not).   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)