From: rrufiange@cfl.rr.com   
      
   Unconfirmed sources claim that Vadik (aka. DEMIGOD, _GOD_, etc...), constant   
   source of amusement/embarrassment for many of us here at alt.prisons, is   
   actually named Desmond!   
      
   With a name like that, who would survive the constant bedwetting, abuse,   
   teasing, bar fights, not to mention waking up every morning with a dick   
   comparable to a sewing needle, and balls the size of flea shit?   
      
   Only our dear, dimwitted Vadiot would have the courage to press on, under   
   these obvious hardships.   
      
   Vadiot has been around for a long time.  His friends describe him as   
   "affable", as well as "punctual".  That's about all they'd comment on.  He's   
   got novel ideas about the prison system, and human rights, in fact ideas   
   that are so novel it'd take a lukewarm day in the pits of Hades before any   
   of them see fruition.   
      
   But that doesn't stop Vadiot.   
      
   His posts are in a language largely unfamiliar to the finest and sharpest   
   linguists.  Even I sometimes have to take a step back, and wonder what the   
   hell he was trying to say.   
      
   But that doesn't stop Vadiot, he just takes his inadequacies in stride.   
   What a trooper!   
      
   He constantly contradicts himself.  He's a walking pile of contradictions.   
   When anyone catches him in a lie, or a misquote, good ol' Vadiot doesn't   
   worry any, he just calls the person who discovered his errors "imbecile" and   
   chitters away like a chimpanzee in heat.   
      
   Nope, can't stop the Vadiot by proving him wrong.  He's much bigger than   
   that.   
      
   --   
      
   Three Cheers for Vadiot!  For producing some of the most amusing posts we'll   
   ever see here in this newsgroup, we need you here Vadiot.  Without you,   
   there'd be nothing left for us to laugh at.   
      
   Hip Hip, Hooray!   
   Hip Hip, Hooray!   
   Hip Hip, *thwap*   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)