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   Message 3,046 of 3,649   
   rl to Nadacomin   
   Re: Hey, assholes!   
   13 Dec 03 10:40:48   
   
   From: ron.sam{please-remove}@cox.net   
      
   "Nadacomin"  wrote in message   
   news:20031213020856.21698.00000577@mb-m26.aol.com...   
   > >Subject: Re: Hey, assholes!   
   >   
   > >From: "rl" ron.sam{please-remove}@cox.net   
   > >Newsgroups: alt.prisons   
   >   
   > rl writes:   
   >   
   > >Don't let him get to you, Soups...   
   >   
   > He's not. It's just the same ol same ol.   
   > Next, he will start in with all this cock sucking bullshit like dummydog,   
   et   
   > al.   
      
   I didn't think so.  We're professional babysitters.  Any punk ass shit that   
   goes on in this group is stricly minor league.   
      
   >   
   > >   
   > >I guarantee he can give you a hell of a lot more advice on how to get   
   > >another man's shit off your dick than how to take care of a woman (No,   
   he's   
   > >not a fag!  He was pitchin', not catchin').   
   >   
   > How do you know that he wasn't catchin, instead of pitchin? Not that it   
   matters   
   > much.   
      
   Good Point.  We don't know.   
      
   > Anyway, do you notice how, no matter what a person's opinions, the   
   lowlifes in   
   > this group cannot tolerate someone who is not a felon?   
      
   Yup.  You can come up with the most insane bullshit, and all the other   
   felons fall right into lockstep behind you if you're one of them.  But if   
   you're a CO, and you happen to comment on anything, like....."it sure is a   
   nice day today!"....They're all over you in mass.   
      
   Of course, there is one caveat.   
      
   If you say one of the following:   
   All prisons are cruel and inhumane methods of punishment   
   All guards are filthy brutes   
   Staff introduce all drugs into the system   
   The Admin of all prisons are corrupt.  Kindergarteners could do better   
      
   They'll all stand up and applaud your every word.   
      
   That's why I take it as a personal insult if a convict agrees with me on   
   anything.   
      
   >   
   >   
   > >   
   > >   
   > >"Nadacomin"  wrote in message   
   > >news:20031213005253.21716.00000539@mb-m26.aol.com...   
   > >> >Subject: Re: Hey, assholes!   
   > >>   
   > >> >From: "Critter" Barking@The.Moon   
   > >> >Newsgroups: alt.prisons   
   > >>   
   > >> Critter writes:   
   > >>   
   > >> >Yeah, yeah - "lets take our time and fuck em' all" - eh ? Time for   
   > >another   
   > >> >beer I think.   
   > >>   
   > >> Whatever blows your skirt up, girlfriend.   
   > >>   
   > >>   
   > >> >"Nadacomin"  wrote in message   
   > >> >news:20031212225840.21716.00000530@mb-m26.aol.com...   
   > >> >> >Subject: Re: Hey, assholes!   
   > >> >>   
   > >> >> >From: "Critter" Barking@The.Moon   
   > >> >> >Newsgroups: alt.prisons   
   > >> >>   
   > >> >> Critter writes:   
   > >> >>   
   > >> >> >Screwing a woman is not so hard, you should not give up on this   
   until   
   > >> >you've   
   > >> >> >tried it at least once.   
   > >> >> >   
   > >> >> >Just make sure the pussy (or whatever) is nice and moist before you   
   > >apply   
   > >> >> >any force.   
   > >> >>   
   > >> >> Thank you very much for the technical advice.   
   > >> >> But, I think what MAX was referring to, was "doing the deed" while   
   > >posting   
   > >> >on   
   > >> >> the newgroup at the same time.   
   > >> >> Maybe you should go back and read the post.   
   > >> >   
   > >> >   
   > >> >Yeah, yeah - "lets take our time and fuck em' all" - eh ? Time for   
   > >another   
   > >> >beer I think.   
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