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   rl to All   
   Re: Hey, assholes!   
   14 Dec 03 13:41:20   
   
   From: ron.sam{please-remove}@cox.net   
      
   > >I'm so tired of telling you to blow me - I'm actually exhausted from it.   
   >   
   > Then, maybe you should seek sex someplace else. If you want a man to suck   
   your   
   > dick, there are tons of them advertizing on the internet and in the   
   various   
   > underground newspapers who want to do that.   
   > If you are a real ugly, nasty mofo, you might have to pay for it, but,   
   thems   
   > the brakes.   
      
   I take exception to that!  I'm sure even those filthy, toothless bastards   
   hanging around alleys have a few standards!  Why would they suck a convict's   
   dick?   
      
   >   
   >   
   > >   
   > >Almost as exhausting as when you really do it.   
   >   
   > Good sex is tiring, in a pleasant sort of way. If you are a smoker, you   
   want a   
   > ciggarette, and, then, a little cuddling, and, go to sleep.   
   > rl is not a fag, so, you must be referring to one of your former   
   cellmates, or,   
   > maybe one of your underage relatives or neighbors.   
   > Not that it matters to me, but, you seem to me to be more of a "catcher"   
   than a   
   > "pitcher".   
   > If this is the kind of sex you are into, my advice to you is, play it   
   safe, (   
   > AIDS) and, no minors. ( you will go back to the joint)   
   > My guess is, the only sex you get is from your greased up right hand.   
   Nothing   
   > wrong with that, though. Some people out there should just stick to that   
   > exclusively, because they cannot adequatly or effectively deal with thier   
   > fellow men or women.   
      
   I think you've got him all wrong.  I can picture him being more into that   
   "Jacko Sex" kind of thing.  Remember when Michael J. had that baby chimp   
   running around Wonderland (or whatever he calls his chomo pad)?  You know he   
   was ass raping that monkey until it grew up and beat the shit out of him.   
   Then he turned to kids.   
      
   Likewise, I'll bet if we went up to Lefty's place over there in Chicago   
   Land, we'd find a bunch of very messy barnyard critters.  I imagine it gives   
   him a sense of comfort to be able to victimize them and they're not able to   
   complain to anyone.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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