From: ron.sam{please-remove}@cox.net   
      
   No, Soups, ya got it all wrong.   
      
   Where is the part about the knuckle dragging guards pulling the poor,   
   innocent, loving inmates out and beating them with hoses?   
      
   And that bit with the Captain.....we all know the Captain goes in and just   
   starts tossing the little darlings off the top tier just like the bails of   
   hay he used to huck on the farm he came from before he got the only job is   
   qualified for....   
      
      
   "Nadacomin"  wrote in message   
   news:20031219013832.14309.00001174@mb-m14.aol.com...   
   > As someone who has something like four years or more ( I can't remember   
   > exactly, I'm getting old) experience in working in segregation units, I   
   can   
   > tell you exactly how the "blam blam blam" thing goes down.   
   > C.O. Diane Bountiful starts her shift at 6 AM in two block, and, after a   
   half   
   > hour of making first rounds ( with at least four requests for sex or   
   snarls or   
   > insults) and, drawing equipment and starting paperwork, buzzes the door   
   open   
   > for the food carts, rolled in by the faggots from the protection unit, so   
   two   
   > block can feed breakfast.   
   > She unloads her trays, (with a list of all the precious inmates "diets")   
   onto a   
   > cart, and, a PC fag inmate takes them to the cart on the gallery and   
   stacks   
   > them on a cart, so she can take the meals to the cells.   
   > Diane goes to four cells, opening the food slots, and, putting a milk and   
   an   
   > orange on the slot, offering coffee ( maybe one third want coffee) and,   
   putting   
   > the main tray on the slot. She opens the steel cover on each door window   
   also,   
   > before opening the food slot. The fifth cell she gets to, is Abdul Jabbar   
   > Motherfucker Bey, who, when he gets his tray says, Bitch, this aint my   
   tray, I   
   > don't eat pork!   
   > Diane says, it isn't pork, it's turkey. Abdul says, Bitch, turkey my   
   > motherfuckin ass! Let me see the sergeant! And, he puts his arm out on the   
   > foodslot, preventing her from closing it, and, opening her up to the risk   
   of   
   > assault.   
   > She feeds two more cells, and, then gets to the cell of Billy Ray   
   Slingblade.   
   > Billy ray, a six foot two hillbilly, says to her, Hey, I'm real sick, can   
   you   
   > get me a nurse? Diane says, whats the problem? Billy Ray says, the problem   
   is   
   > here! and, he sticks his dick out the food slot, and cums all over the   
   slot,   
   > with a spatter hitting Diane's uniform. ( Later, Diane would be pissed off   
   over   
   > her co-workers comments about "Silence of the Lambs")   
   > Diane freezes for a moment, shocked, and then gets on the "airphone" (   
   there   
   > ain't no such fuckin thing, the phone is made by a company called aiphone)   
   and,   
   > calls the control bubble, to report the assault, and, the food slot   
   incident.   
   > Immediatly, about 15 inmates start yelling and pounding on thier doors.   
   "Get   
   > that food down here bitch"!  Hey, bitch, get me the motherfuckin   
   sergeant"!   
   > "Hey, bitch, I'm gonna fuck you when I get outa here, come down here and   
   give   
   > me some head"! And, all of a sudden, water starts flowing out from under   
   two   
   > doors on the end of the gallery.   
   > Diane goes back down to the bubble area, gets buzzed through by the   
   officer   
   > there, who had already called control center about the incidents, and,   
   meets   
   > Lt. Partridge and Cpt. Curl in the lobby area. Lt. Partridge, a lady   
   > supervisor, says, "Whats going on, Diane"? Cpt Curl, a man standing about   
   six   
   > foot seven,  just stands there and smirks.   
   > Diane give them a rundown on what happened. The two supervisors go up on   
   the   
   > gallery and begin trying to find out what is going on and kiss enough   
   inmate   
   > ass, so that the cell rush team doesn't have to be called in.   
   > After about twenty minutes of supervisors sucking inmate ass, and calming   
   them   
   > down, C.O. Campbell Soup is sent up there to feed the rest of the rock,   
   since   
   > Diane had been assualted, and, sent to the other side of the unit to work   
   to   
   > keep her out of danger and to not further escalate any further incidents.   
   ( as   
   > if it was her fault) The prisoner porters go up to swab up the water from   
   the   
   > cell flooding, and, maintenence has to be called to unclog the toilets,   
   which   
   > have had state uniforms flushed down them to create the flooding.   
   >   
   > This is a "day in segregation" ( actually, only the breakfast feeding) as   
   told   
   > to me by "THE BUTCHER OF YPSILANTI", and, dedicated to Standish Maximum   
   > Facility, in Standish, Michigan.   
   > ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++   
   > ====================================================   
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   >   
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