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   Message 3,306 of 3,649   
   rl to Critter   
   Re: BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM B   
   19 Dec 03 01:06:44   
   
   From: ron.sam{please-remove}@cox.net   
      
   lmao...   
      
   I remember once this dude beating on his door like Lefty is doing   
   cybernetically....the staff were ignoring him, which prompted him to scream   
   all kinds of insane shit about what he would do to everybody if he ever got   
   his hands on them.   
      
   Suddenly, after about two hours, the door literally falls off the track and   
   slams on the ground in the middle of the pod.  The inmate peeks out of his   
   cell and doesn't say a freaking word.   
      
   We got on the pod speaker and told the inmate to walk aver to the pod door   
   and cuff up.   
      
   Imagine our surprise when he did exactly as he was told...   
      
   "Critter"  wrote in message   
   news:BIvEb.599554$Fm2.546698@attbi_s04...   
   >   
   > > I'm sorry but this looks more like some sort of cartoon than giving a   
   > feeling   
   > > of  the ordeals you are trying to describe... sorry.   
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   > (furiously, the inmate replies by kicking his door)   
   > BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM   
   > BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM   
   > BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM   
   > BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM   
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   > (a momentary patch of silence, and then - )   
   >   
   > (outburst directed at "The Man")   
   > FUCK YOU        FUCK YOU             FUCK YOU               FUCK YOU   
   > FUCK YOU        FUCK YOU             FUCK YOU               FUCK YOU   
   > FUCK YOU        FUCK YOU             FUCK YOU               FUCK YOU   
   > FUCK YOU        FUCK YOU             FUCK YOU               FUCK YOU   
   > FUCK YOU        FUCK YOU             FUCK YOU               FUCK YOU   
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