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   Message 3,313 of 3,649   
   Critter to All   
   Re: BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM B   
   19 Dec 03 14:37:41   
   
   From: Barking@The.Moon   
      
   > lmao...   
   >   
   > I remember once this dude beating on his door like Lefty is doing   
   > cybernetically....the staff were ignoring him, which prompted him to   
   scream   
   > all kinds of insane shit about what he would do to everybody if he ever   
   got   
   > his hands on them.   
   >   
   > Suddenly, after about two hours, the door literally falls off the track   
   and   
   > slams on the ground in the middle of the pod.  The inmate peeks out of his   
   > cell and doesn't say a freaking word.   
   >   
   > We got on the pod speaker and told the inmate to walk aver to the pod door   
   > and cuff up.   
   >   
   > Imagine our surprise when he did exactly as he was told...   
      
      
      
      
   (furiously, the inmate replies by kicking his door)   
   BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM   
   BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM   
   BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM   
   BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM   
      
   (a momentary patch of silence, and then - )   
      
   (outburst directed at "The Man")   
   FUCK YOU        FUCK YOU             FUCK YOU               FUCK YOU   
   FUCK YOU        FUCK YOU             FUCK YOU               FUCK YOU   
   FUCK YOU        FUCK YOU             FUCK YOU               FUCK YOU   
   FUCK YOU        FUCK YOU             FUCK YOU               FUCK YOU   
   FUCK YOU        FUCK YOU             FUCK YOU               FUCK YOU   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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