XPost: alt.comp.freeware   
      
   "I'd like to come in," replies Clinton.   
      
   President Clinton finishes his time on earth   
   and approaches the Pearly Gates of Heaven. "And   
   who might you be?" inquires St. Peter.   
      
   "It's me, Bill Clinton, formerly the President   
   of the United States and Leader of the Free World."   
      
   "Oh....Mr. President! What may I do for you?"   
   asks St. Peter.   
      
   "I'd like to come in," replies Clinton.   
      
   "Sure," says the Saint. "But first you have   
   to confess your sins. What bad things have you   
   done in your life?"   
      
   Clinton bites his lip and answers, "Well,   
   I tried marijuana, but you can't call it `dope-smoking'   
   because I didn't inhale. There were inappropriate   
   extramarital relationships, but you can't call   
   it 'adultery' because I didn't have full 'sexual   
   relations.' And I made some statements that were   
   misleading, but legally accurate, but you can't   
   call it 'bearing false witness' because, as far   
   as I know, it didn't meet the legal standard   
   of perjury."   
      
   With that St. Peter consults the Book of Life   
   briefly, and declares, "Okay, here's the deal.   
   We'll send you somewhere hot, but we won't call   
   it 'Hell.' You'll be there indefinitely, but   
   we won't call it 'eternity.' And when you enter,   
   you don't have to "abandon all hope," just don't   
   hold your breath .......   
      
   --- SoupGate-DOS v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)