From: jtem01@gmail.com   
      
   Everyone knows that Canada is never going to become the   
   51st state. It'll be Alberta.   
      
   And Quebec is either going to be independent of the   
   northern most region of France.   
      
   Knowing Trump, he's going to call it something like   
   "QueerBec" and make adopting that name a condition of   
   their independence...   
      
   And maybe one other province will be spun off as a   
   "Native" free & independent nation.   
      
   Trump could also make full-on citizenship (with oath?)   
   a condition of living in one of the new states, seeing   
   how moving to the new native independent nation will be   
   a viable option:  No special status.   
      
   Greenland doesn't even have 60k people!  So it's just   
   going to become a new territory. For now. Maybe it'll see   
   a population spike and can apply for statehood.   
      
      
   Illegal aliens? "Soylent Green" is all I'm saying...   
      
   Gun rights?  Sure. After the successful completion of a   
   Re-education Program.   
      
   No more British fags, I mean "Queens," on the money!   
      
   Poutine will become the private property of Jeff Bezos.   
   Everyone can still make it, they'll just have to pay a   
   licensing fee or face severe criminal penalties.   
      
   Any & all property claimed by the British monarchy,   
   members of the royal family, the government of the U.K.,   
   holders of royal or government grants people who talked   
   shit about Trump will be nationalized. This will include   
   all mineral and water rights, as well as ownership of   
   any structures on the property.   
      
   All rents will immediately be raised to bring them   
   level with their American counterparts.   
      
   Male infant circumcision will become mandatory, with a   
   retro application of this mandate to be determined at   
   some future point.   
      
   French will no longer an official language.   
      
   No VAT.   
      
   All laws, agreements & treaties entered into/enacted by   
   the former Canadian government will be null and void.   
   People convicted under those laws will be reviewed for   
   human rights/American law violations.   
      
   Canadians with a record of one or more serious crimes,   
   though not currently incarcerated, will be required to   
   relocate to Florida.   
      
   For the first 5 years after the dissolution of Canada,   
   at least 1% of the GDP of the various states and new   
   independent nations will be set aside for memorials to   
   the Canadian Truckers Protest, as well as reparations   
   to those persecuted for their involvement.   
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
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