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|    Fart putty    |
|    24 Dec 25 22:40:23    |
      From: jtem01@gmail.com              I picked up two little tubs of fart putty -- slime? --       with plans to give them to the twins.              They can be a handful. Franklin, in particular, would       likely appreciate the support...              Anyway, I forgot them. The two little containers. And       hanukkah is over. So I asked my nephew if he'd like       them. He took one of them and joyfully produced authentic       Parahuman love calls.              In the end he took both containers, thinking maybe he       would give on to his friend, Tehran. Yes. Like the       capital of Iran. Because his family is Persian so they       often pronounce it "Death to America!"              Only kidding. They're Christian. So instead they       pronounce it "Death to Jimmy Carter!"                                          --       https://jtem.tumblr.com/              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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