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   JTEM to All   
   Fart putty   
   24 Dec 25 22:40:23   
   
   From: jtem01@gmail.com   
      
   I picked up two little tubs of fart putty -- slime? --   
   with plans to give them to the twins.   
      
   They can be a handful. Franklin, in particular, would   
   likely appreciate the support...   
      
   Anyway, I forgot them. The two little containers. And   
   hanukkah is over. So I asked my nephew if he'd like   
   them. He took one of them and joyfully produced authentic   
   Parahuman love calls.   
      
   In the end he took both containers, thinking maybe he   
   would give on to his friend, Tehran. Yes. Like the   
   capital of Iran. Because his family is Persian so they   
   often pronounce it "Death to America!"   
      
   Only kidding. They're Christian. So instead they   
   pronounce it "Death to Jimmy Carter!"   
      
      
      
      
      
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    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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