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   JTEM to All   
   Plus we missed it: It was October 12   
   28 Dec 25 14:13:58   
   
   From: jtem01@gmail.com   
      
   The Feast Day of Saint Carlo Acutis is October 12.   
      
   May I propose we all meet in Auburn Washington next   
   October 12, at Jack in the Box, to both celebrate   
   the feast of Carlo Acutis and JTEM's founding of   
   UAPRO?   
      
   Afterwards we might do the Gary Ray tour, visit the   
   home were he once lived. They probably wouldn't let   
   us in but we could climb through a window, visit the   
   the room where young Gary, believing JTEM was an   
   alien, dropped the copy of National Geographic he   
   was masturbating to & begged to be probed. We might   
   also visit the site where a confused young Gary,   
   having only recently reached puberty, started to   
   imagine seeing Bigfoot... "It's so big and hairy! It's   
   so big and hairy!"   
      
   Yeah, doesn't take a Freud to figure that one out...   
      
   If we can keep Gary awake, and he's lucid enough to   
   direct us, we can always wheel him over to other   
   sites important to his UFO journey. Where he attended   
   school, for example, and learned to enjoy his frequent   
   wedgies. Or the library that banned him for drawing   
   willies on all the Encyclopedia pages.   
      
   I'm not sure exactly where the Jack In the Box   
   restaurants are located but, if one of them is   
   downtown, or what passes for a downtown, we can stop   
   buy what used to be the tailor shop where teenage   
   Gary bought his first pair of tailor made pants --   
   size 45L 17W   
      
   October 12, 2026:  The Feast Day of Saint Carlo Acutis   
      
   I'm open to other locations, if you have other   
   preferences.   
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
   --   
   https://jtem.tumblr.com/   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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