From: user6340@newsgrouper.org.invalid   
      
   JTEM  posted:   
   > On 1/5/26 8:17 PM, Steven Douglas wrote:   
   >   
   > > No, I'm a Bible-believing Christian   
   >   
   > Of course you are!   
      
   Yes, I am.   
   >   
   > Sometimes.   
      
   No, ever since I was born again, there's been no   
   turning back. Thank God!   
   >   
   > What do you think about Tampon Tim stepping aside,   
   > announcing he won't be running for re election?   
      
   It's a mere temporary setback for him. He'll take   
   break and give it some time, and then he'll be back.   
   >   
   > "Election" sounds like "Erection," did you ever   
   > try Viagra?   
      
   No.   
   >   
   > I haven't.   
   >   
   > A billion years ago I tried a Cialis and didn't   
   > think I noticed anything.   
   >   
   > And I was just curious. Really just wondering what   
   > would happen...   
   >   
   > The next morning I couldn't pee because the samn   
   > thing was solid steel -- no bending!   
      
   The next morning -- wasn't there something in the   
   commercials about having an erection that lasts more   
   than four hours, you're supposed to seek medical   
   attention?   
   >   
   >      ...I suppose I could have gotten into the   
   > shower and just let it whizz all over me but, no,   
   > I waited it out.   
      
   Every time I see a commercial for some prescription   
   drug, by the time they get halfway through the side   
   effects I'm saying NO!!! I'll never take that crap.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)