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   Steven Douglas to All   
   Re: Special message for the Steven alter   
   06 Jan 26 21:55:06   
   
   From: user6340@newsgrouper.org.invalid   
      
   JTEM  posted:   
   > On 1/6/26 1:14 PM, Steven Douglas wrote:   
   > > JTEM  posted:   
   >   
   > >> A billion years ago I tried a Cialis and didn't   
   > >> think I noticed anything.   
   > >>   
   > >> And I was just curious. Really just wondering what   
   > >> would happen...   
   > >>   
   > >> The next morning I couldn't pee because the samn   
   > >> thing was solid steel -- no bending!   
   >   
   > > The next morning -- wasn't there something in the   
   > > commercials about having an erection that lasts more   
   > > than four hours, you're supposed to seek medical   
   > > attention?   
   >   
   > Well it was a billion years ago -- it must've been,   
   > because I got laid -- and everything seemed absolutely   
   > normal. There didn't seem to be any difference UNTIL   
   > I woke up. So unless it was doing it's telephone pole   
   > impersonation for three hours BEFORE I woke up, I   
   > didn't have anything to worry about.   
   >   
   > >>       ...I suppose I could have gotten into the   
   > >> shower and just let it whizz all over me but, no,   
   > >> I waited it out.   
   > >   
   > > Every time I see a commercial for some prescription   
   > > drug, by the time they get halfway through the side   
   > > effects I'm saying NO!!! I'll never take that crap.   
   >   
   > The diabetes medicine that really works -- trulicity   
   > -- lists "Pancreatitis" as a possible adverse side   
   > effect. And when I first started taking it I felt   
   > HORRIBLE, and I felt HORRIBLE for a couple of months!   
   > I felt just like I did before I went into the ICU   
   > with pancreatitis. But they insisted that I keep on   
   > it, because it was working. And then when my doctor   
   > DOUBLED the dose she told me that the risk for   
   > pancreatitis doesn't go up any with the dose...   
   >   
   > What a comfort. But it does work.   
   >   
   > And my weight dropped down into the 180s with all   
   > these medicines...   
      
   I'm thankful for pharmaceuticals that work, but some   
   of the things they advertise on TV sound dangerous,   
   especially when they get to the part where they   
   announce that death may be one possible side effect.   
   Then they say "talk to your doctor about" the drug   
   they're advertising, and I say, "No, thank you."   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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