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|    The Dan the Bagel Man WokeTard Test    |
|    06 Jan 26 21:53:34    |
      From: jtem01@gmail.com              We went out to dinner tonight. I invited Dan the Bagel       Man to join us. I knew he was busy, it being a Tuesday,       but it's January 6 so I told him it was in celebration       of the anniversary of the Jan 6 MAGA revolution...              Gotta poke the critters through the monkey bars, right?              Here's the thing:                     So Dan thinks Venezuela is all about oil. Now, stupid       me in another Tim Walz moment, I try to explain reality       to him.              "They don't have a lot of oil," I explained to him.       "They have bitumen."              Nope. The media beamed the "Largest proven reserves"       lie into his skull and there's no budging it.              None.              Bitumen is not oil.              Bitumen is tar or pitch. And it's usually in       disarticulated chunks as it's found in Canada.              https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pitch_drop_experiment              "Tar sands" or "Oil sands."              The problem is that there's a MASSIVE energy overhead       in exploiting bitumen. It's so large, in fact, that many       in the past have argued that it requires more energy to       turn bitumen into a liquid fuel than we can get energy       out of it.              Yes, many claim that, if we used oil say, we'd need       more gallons of oil to covert the bitumen to oil than       we'd get back as oil.              True? Not true? In reality it's "Depends."              NOTE: Everyone new about the Canadian deposits for at       least 100 years, but it just plain wasn't economically       plausible to exploit it except in very small amounts.              None of this registered with Dan the Bagel Man. Even       inviting him to just plain Google it.              Nope.              The media orders people to believe that Venezuela has       the largest proven oil reserves and people believe it.                     FACT: If Bitumen is oil than so is coal. Which means       that the United States has the largest proven reserves       on the planet.                                                               --       https://jtem.tumblr.com/              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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