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   Steven Douglas to All   
   Re: THERE WILL BE NO RAPTURE !!!   
   12 Jan 26 22:30:57   
   
   From: user6340@newsgrouper.org.invalid   
      
   Mike  posted:   
   > On 2026-01-12 13:47, Steven Douglas wrote:   
   > > Mike  posted:   
   > >> On 2026-01-12 13:01, Steven Douglas wrote:   
   > >>> Mike  posted:   
   > >>>>   
   > >>>>    
   > >>>>   
   > >>>> A literal rapture fails not because the   
   > >>>> Earth is spherical, but because global   
   > >>>> simultaneity does not exist.   
   > >>>   
   > >>> That thing doesn't understand that God's power is   
   > >>> unlimited. I don't care what that thing says about   
   > >>> anything, especially when it comes to the power of   
   > >>> God, which it obviously does not understand; because   
   > >>> CrapGPT is a thing that doesn't have the ability to   
   > >>> think for itself. It can only know whatever garbage   
   > >>> people feed into it, and then it regurgitates the   
   > >>> garbage it's fed.   
   > >>   
   > >> I will be having quite a chuckle at the sight   
   > >> of you gullible boarding the alien ship.   
   > >   
   > > That's probably what the Antichrist will be telling   
   > > the world what happened, as an explanation for why   
   > > all the Christian believers are suddenly no longer   
   > > around.   
   > >   
   > > Just so you know, Mike, I don't believe in aliens   
   > > from other planets.   
   >   
   > They might nonetheless believe in you which   
   > is far more important.   
      
   I do believe they exist -- they're demons -- it's just   
   that they're not from another planet. They are Satan's   
   demons, and I have protection from them:   
      
   [quoting Jesus] "I have given you authority to trample   
   on snakes and scorpions and to overcome all the power   
   of the enemy; nothing will harm you." [end quoting] Luke 10:19   
      
   I am here to tell you, it really works. I know for a   
   fact that I have the protection of the power of Jesus   
   over me. Thank God! Praise Jesus!   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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