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   DocUFO to JTEM   
   Re: I'm on Crystal Meth   
   27 Jan 26 14:20:22   
   
   From: garyrayl70@gmail.com   
      
   On 1/27/2026 12:38 PM, JTEM wrote:   
   >   
   > Well. Sort of.   
   >   
   > After 25 years of telling "You have ADHD" they prescribed some   
   > medication for -- now get this -- for adult ADHD.   
   >   
   > Gee I hope you were sitting when I said that...   
   >   
   > Anyway, that "Adult ADHD" medication scared the piss out of   
   > me because... cus I read the warnings & side effects!   
   >   
   > I even saw a cardiologist and handed him the bottle, asked him   
   > about it. He didn't think it would be a problem...   
   >   
   > But the medication didn't work. Well it worked GREAT for weight   
   > loss!   
   >   
   > I lost about 10 pounds, mostly on account of it making me   
   > feel nauseous enough to not want to eat.   
   >   
   > Wait. This FUCTING SPELL CHECKER!   
   >   
   > It underlined "nauseous," told me it was misspelled, but   
   > couldn't suggest anything approaching the right word!   
   >   
   > Know what it was?  I spelled it with an 'i' instead of an 'e'!   
   >   
   > On letter. One vowel. That was too much for it..   
   >   
   > Anyway, I tried the first medication, starting small & ramping   
   > up over three months and, yeah, the only result was some weight   
   > loss. I didn't notice any difference. I knew they'd ask on the   
   > followup so I asked the roomie & he said he saw no difference...   
   >   
   > Now I'm on this Crystal Meth stuff.   
   >   
   > Fun fact:  The doctor prescribed it last Tuesday and I didn't   
   > hold the pills in my hand before FRIDAY. Four days, because we   
   > actually have to count Tuesday as they received the prescription   
   > even before I got off the phone with the doctor!   
   >   
   > insurance wouldn't cover it. CVS said it needs "Prior authorization"   
   > so I called the doctors office. They called back:  We've gotten   
   > prior authorization. CVS said "No," that the insurance STILL wasn't   
   > taking it and they wanted $186.99.   
   >   
   > For 14 pills.   
   >   
   > This was a "Two Week Trial" for me. I'm LOUSY at taking pills, I   
   > tend to be WAY over sensitive on this stuff, I got my ativan in   
   > 0.5 mg doses...   
   >   
   > So $187 for 14 pills.   
   >   
   > Let THAT sink in!   
   >   
   > A little indy pharmacy said they'd be willing to fill it for   
   > "Only" $95, btw. Still a massive shit ton of money considering   
   > we're talking 14 pills...   
   >   
   > And, wow. This stuff works. A little too good.   
   >   
   > I was trying to get to the dentist, just outside of Chinatown,   
   > and I took the pike. I was accelerating (hard) and changing   
   > lanes, which isn't always a great thing to do because it's between   
   > the lanes where the ice & snow clings on. Anyway, so the car   
   > starts fishtailing. At highway speeds. On the Mass Pike.   
   >   
   > "Were you scared?" TERRIFIED!  And I had a blast!   
   >   
   > It was fun.   
   >   
   > I was also very talkative today, and even apologized for it.   
   >   
   > "I'm not usually this talkative," I explained," "But today I'm   
   > on Crystal Myth."   
   >   
   >   
      
   Antivan has been shown to cause a significant shrinkage of penises.   
   One guy with a 9 inch dick now has only 3 inches left. Another guy   
   with only 4 inches is down to l.5 inches! It seems too high a price   
   to pay, beyond the exorbitant cost!!   
      
   #y=   
   `V`   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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