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|    DocUFO to JTEM    |
|    Re: I'm on Crystal Meth    |
|    27 Jan 26 14:20:22    |
      From: garyrayl70@gmail.com              On 1/27/2026 12:38 PM, JTEM wrote:       >       > Well. Sort of.       >       > After 25 years of telling "You have ADHD" they prescribed some       > medication for -- now get this -- for adult ADHD.       >       > Gee I hope you were sitting when I said that...       >       > Anyway, that "Adult ADHD" medication scared the piss out of       > me because... cus I read the warnings & side effects!       >       > I even saw a cardiologist and handed him the bottle, asked him       > about it. He didn't think it would be a problem...       >       > But the medication didn't work. Well it worked GREAT for weight       > loss!       >       > I lost about 10 pounds, mostly on account of it making me       > feel nauseous enough to not want to eat.       >       > Wait. This FUCTING SPELL CHECKER!       >       > It underlined "nauseous," told me it was misspelled, but       > couldn't suggest anything approaching the right word!       >       > Know what it was? I spelled it with an 'i' instead of an 'e'!       >       > On letter. One vowel. That was too much for it..       >       > Anyway, I tried the first medication, starting small & ramping       > up over three months and, yeah, the only result was some weight       > loss. I didn't notice any difference. I knew they'd ask on the       > followup so I asked the roomie & he said he saw no difference...       >       > Now I'm on this Crystal Meth stuff.       >       > Fun fact: The doctor prescribed it last Tuesday and I didn't       > hold the pills in my hand before FRIDAY. Four days, because we       > actually have to count Tuesday as they received the prescription       > even before I got off the phone with the doctor!       >       > insurance wouldn't cover it. CVS said it needs "Prior authorization"       > so I called the doctors office. They called back: We've gotten       > prior authorization. CVS said "No," that the insurance STILL wasn't       > taking it and they wanted $186.99.       >       > For 14 pills.       >       > This was a "Two Week Trial" for me. I'm LOUSY at taking pills, I       > tend to be WAY over sensitive on this stuff, I got my ativan in       > 0.5 mg doses...       >       > So $187 for 14 pills.       >       > Let THAT sink in!       >       > A little indy pharmacy said they'd be willing to fill it for       > "Only" $95, btw. Still a massive shit ton of money considering       > we're talking 14 pills...       >       > And, wow. This stuff works. A little too good.       >       > I was trying to get to the dentist, just outside of Chinatown,       > and I took the pike. I was accelerating (hard) and changing       > lanes, which isn't always a great thing to do because it's between       > the lanes where the ice & snow clings on. Anyway, so the car       > starts fishtailing. At highway speeds. On the Mass Pike.       >       > "Were you scared?" TERRIFIED! And I had a blast!       >       > It was fun.       >       > I was also very talkative today, and even apologized for it.       >       > "I'm not usually this talkative," I explained," "But today I'm       > on Crystal Myth."       >       >              Antivan has been shown to cause a significant shrinkage of penises.       One guy with a 9 inch dick now has only 3 inches left. Another guy       with only 4 inches is down to l.5 inches! It seems too high a price       to pay, beyond the exorbitant cost!!              #y=       `V`              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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