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   JTEM to DocUFO   
   Re: I'm on Crystal Meth   
   27 Jan 26 19:42:18   
   
   From: jtem01@gmail.com   
      
   On 1/27/26 5:20 PM, DocUFO wrote:   
      
   > Antivan has been shown to cause a significant shrinkage of penises.   
   > One guy with a 9 inch dick now has only 3 inches left. Another guy   
   > with only 4 inches is down to l.5 inches! It seems too high a price   
   > to pay, beyond the exorbitant cost!!   
      
   Actually, for me, and this most certainly may not be true for you, and   
   I'll explain why in a little bit but, for me, for practicality   
   purposes, the ideal penis would probably by at least 7 inches, maybe   
   closer to 8, but no fatter around than my index finger. This way I   
   could navigate my way through even... shall we say "Plump" buttocks?   
   I could reach down through a "Plump" booty & still reach the hole.   
      
   Ideally it would be thin because it's the girth that causes the most   
   discomfort, with bum sex. And if it hurts the people are going to make   
   you stop and the farm animals are going to kick.   
      
        ...and those farm animals can sure kick hard, can't they?   
      
   OUCH!   
      
   Now for you I imagine you'd benefit from the exact opposite. I think   
   you'd need a really fat one, to plug something like that Greta cunt,   
   but it should be short because people like her have no depth, it's all   
   surface appeal.   
      
   FOR BOTH OF US we're kind of shit out of luck here. To get laid you   
   need to "Appeal" to the prevailing views on desirability, and that's   
   all on big weenies. Fat is good but short it not. and long is good   
   but skinny is not.   
      
   No, I'm afraid that we're both in the wrong timeline for our ideal   
   wangs.   
      
      
      
      
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