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   DocUFO to JTEM   
   Re: Sam Elliot hunts and kills a Sasquat   
   23 Feb 26 09:40:29   
   
   From: garyrayl70@gmail.com   
      
   On 2/22/2026 3:51 PM, JTEM wrote:   
   > DocUFO wrote:   
   >   > The NOT late actor Sam Elliot hunts down, battles and   
   >> finally kills a Sasquatch in this bizarre 2017   
   >> movie titled "The Man Who Killed Hitler and Then   
   >> the Bigfoot."   
   >   
   > It's a known fact that Hitler and Bigfoot where never   
   > once seen in the sane place at the same time, sparking   
   > the rumors that Hitler & Bigfoot where the same person!   
   >   
   > Or the same primate?   
   >   
   > I honestly feel it's just a coincidence and they're not   
   > the same person/primate.   
   >   
   >   
   >   
      
   You know that old Karen neighbor you have across   
   the lane at your trailer park, who's always   
   flashing her flabby wrinkled naked hairy ass at her   
   living room window, slapping, wiggling it and giving   
   you the finger?   
      
   Well, that's Fiona, Chuck the Sasquatch's elderly   
   mother who was raped by his daddy Bigfoot in the   
   woods near Nantucket.   
      
   Chuck's visiting his mom this coming weekend so I   
   told him to sneak over and watch you nailing your   
   line-up of abused ostriches, garden gnomes and   
   vinyl Kyle and Dylan sex dolls. He's got a cam so   
   I look forward to getting it on all the social media.   
      
   Tah, tah...   
      
   ^y^   
   `q`   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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