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|    DocUFO to JTEM    |
|    Re: Sam Elliot hunts and kills a Sasquat    |
|    23 Feb 26 09:40:29    |
      From: garyrayl70@gmail.com              On 2/22/2026 3:51 PM, JTEM wrote:       > DocUFO wrote:       > > The NOT late actor Sam Elliot hunts down, battles and       >> finally kills a Sasquatch in this bizarre 2017       >> movie titled "The Man Who Killed Hitler and Then       >> the Bigfoot."       >       > It's a known fact that Hitler and Bigfoot where never       > once seen in the sane place at the same time, sparking       > the rumors that Hitler & Bigfoot where the same person!       >       > Or the same primate?       >       > I honestly feel it's just a coincidence and they're not       > the same person/primate.       >       >       >              You know that old Karen neighbor you have across       the lane at your trailer park, who's always       flashing her flabby wrinkled naked hairy ass at her       living room window, slapping, wiggling it and giving       you the finger?              Well, that's Fiona, Chuck the Sasquatch's elderly       mother who was raped by his daddy Bigfoot in the       woods near Nantucket.              Chuck's visiting his mom this coming weekend so I       told him to sneak over and watch you nailing your       line-up of abused ostriches, garden gnomes and       vinyl Kyle and Dylan sex dolls. He's got a cam so       I look forward to getting it on all the social media.              Tah, tah...              ^y^       `q`              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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