From: jtem01@gmail.com   
      
   They called me an "Asshole," said I was "Disrespectful   
   towards Gary Lesley."   
      
   "No, wait!" I insisted. "Gary and I are the best of friends!   
   I'm the only way who expresses interests in his bum pimples   
   and flatulence!"   
      
   "That's not what I heard!" They insisted. "You said mean   
   things to Gary, failed to show due reverence towards his   
   MASSIVE contribution to UFOlogy and Sexually Transmitted   
   Diseases."   
      
   "PLEASE!" I begged them. "I recognized Gary's achievements   
   in UFO investigations, even called him a UFO nutter. And I   
   recall suggested he go 'Pick some scabs' which may or may   
   not have been a reference to his STDs."   
      
   "FUCK YOU!" they said. "You were mean to Gary and you're   
   blocked. Now apologize for posting about his penis or you're   
   never getting back on."   
      
   "I.. I.." My voice broke, the emotions too heavy but I   
   tried again. "I.. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to imply that   
   he trained small goats to 'Jump Rope' with his thingie. And   
   I'm deeply ashamed and remorseful for saying that he nearly   
   poked Fred Crisman's eye out, when he was caught off guard   
   by the size."   
      
   "That's better," Eternal September hissed. "But you're still   
   blocked for being an asshole. You can try groveling at our   
   feet tomorrow, see if we're in a better mood."   
      
   "Thank you, I said. "And bless you."   
      
   "FUCK YOU!" they shouted. And post more puns. Puns are funny   
   and your jokes suck worse than a teenager trying to earn   
   some Maury Island photos."   
      
   "Hey! I exclaimed. "Isn't that a Gary Lesley joke?"   
      
   "FUCK YOU!" they screamed. "We can do that. You can't."   
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
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