XPost: alt.bible, alt.religion.christianity
From: mc@hammed.mx
On Mon, 18 Sep 2023 16:13:29 -0400
James wrote:
> Still believe in hellfire?
Still believe that god is a giant Jack Kevorkian?
Still believe giant Jack Kevorkian in the sky is going to use his
divine needle to put all the baddies to eternal sleep?
How much money did the Rolex Tower make from those sweet missile and
munitions and cancer stick stock funds?
Is the Rolex Tower beating its swords into stock shares?
Still don't realize how twisted your religion is?
Still lost in religious doublethink, Jay Dubbya Jaymez?
At your church ceremonies, do you have a ritual reach-around ceremony
to give thanks to Phillip Morris and Raytheon?
Michael McHammed
Investment Champion of the Rolex Tower Trading Fund
Grand Poohbah of The Mecca Wish Foundation
Supreme Pontiff of the Wash Tower Society
Clean and purify your pooder: visit JW.organ
Worshin' you were clean? We'll clean your hole with holey wooder!
--
"Nobody gets away wiff a whiff of it if your pooder is worsht."
"Infernity is now."
"Wooder worshes fire."
"Mecca Wish Foundation now provides Butt-Tox™ for your buttocks."
"Heil McHammed!"
"The Wash Tower Society teaches the worshinz of arses and birdies."
"Holey wooder worshinz maketh thy pooder clean."
"Hiny, ho, hiny, ho!"
"My pooder be cleaner than thy pooder from holey wooder worshinz."
"Alohawoowoo, Jr. is his own daddy and McHammed collects his profits."
"Thou shalt not ask him, Who's yer daddy?"
"No man can worsh his own arse!!!"
"McHammed will worsh thine arse for thee."
"Back that arse up to the altar."
"Man is not the centre of being. McHammed is!"
"'Nobody's perfect' they say, and they use that as an excuse not to do
what McHammed commands. McHammed will perfect thee with arse worshinz."
"Worshinz is next to goodliness if McHammed be worshin' thine hiny."
--- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
* Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)
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