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   From: punditster@gmail.com   
      
   On 6/7/2025 2:53 PM, David Dalton wrote:   
   > This year both Western Pentecost and Orthodox Pentecost   
   > are on Sunday, June 8.   
   >   
   > As described in the thread “Pentecost eve onset attempt”   
   > on alt.religion.druid, I have begun a new attempt to   
   > magickally instigate a global new age. You can look at   
   > it as a complicated prayer in which I have done much of   
   > the groundwork in the last 29 years (the common 7   
   > plus two 11 year sunspot cycles).   
   >   
   > In this attempt there are many collaborators but the   
   > chair/moderator and most important collaborator is   
   > Goddess, who I define as the ruler of the region   
   > all/everything and who many call God.   
   >   
   > Of relevance to Pentecost, one of the subworkings is   
   > what I call assisted shaktipat, in which 1.77 million   
   > assisted shaktipat recipients (a.s.r.) globally, mostly   
   > human but including some cetaceans and non-human   
   > simians, will receive all of my special abilities and   
   > divine connections. The a.s.r. have to be minor criminal   
   > or better as defined by Goddess and include all those   
   > ordained to bishop level or equivalent or higher who   
   > are minor criminal or better.   
   >   
   > Now in my case my primary siddhi, equivalent to Jesus’s   
   > healer special ability, is matchmaking special ability.   
   > Thus the a.s.r. will all get matchmaking special ability,   
   > which will lead to peace in the bedroom and home,   
   > which will contribute to global peace. Other abilities,   
   > held in common by me and past figures similar to me   
   > (including Rama, Krishna, Jacob, Moses, Buddha,   
   > Jesus, and Mohammed) that are included are special   
   > abilities determination, funnelling ability, soul alignment   
   > ability, technomagick, and much more. It also includes   
   > improved creativity for positive purposes as defined by   
   > Goddess. And in fact the a.s.r. will (as I am) be restricted to   
   > using magick, their special abilities, and their creativity   
   > only for positive purposes.   
   >   
   > When should the assisted shaktipat be granted if this   
   > attempt succeeds? Probably within the next eight   
   > hours. And though it is still Pentecost eve here, note   
   > that it is already early on June 8 in Jerusalem.   
   >   
   > However I have failed many times before in my   
   > series of Sisyphean/Cry Wolf attempts, and I don’t   
   > really expect a correlation with an existing religious   
   > holiday, so this might turn out to be yet another dry run.   
   >   
   > Other than the assisted shaktipat, there should be a   
   > binding of criminals, a sudden evolution involving   
   > much healing, and also most relationships will become   
   > optimally sexually compatible (a minority already were).   
   >   
   > Please follow up if you notice any effects, or if you   
   > have any questions.   
   >   
   Some people feel better when they have someone to talk to.   
      
   Thank you! I've certainly enjoyed reading about your spiritual quest in   
   the last 29 years on Usenet. This Dude has not forgotten the time he   
   spent reading about your mystic workings.   
      
   Please keep in touch, you know that you can count on this dude to read   
   and respond to your posts. Please don't forget us, David!   
      
   We are a dying breed of elders, but we know though, that Usenet has a   
   special bond, which will endure any distance and time, no matter how great.   
      
   - Dude (just abiding)   
      
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