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   To: Andrew B. Chung, the Pillsbury Prophet     
   From: Cuss Cop, Krispy Undercover Kuss Kopp Unit (KUKU)     
   Date: September 8, 2024     
   Subject: Impending Doom for Cuss Crimes   
      
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   Hear ye, Hear ye, Andrew B. Chung, self-proclaimed Medical Messiah   
   and minion of Marco Debest,   
      
   This missive serves as a stern warning from the Krispy Undercover Kuss   
   Kopp Unit (KUKKU). We have received numerous anonymous tips regarding   
   your recent cuss crimes, and the time for leniency has passed. The   
   denizens of Verbopolis are growing weary of your foul-mouthing and   
   vainjangling, and we are prepared to take action.   
      
   Your words, like a moth drawn to the flame, have not gone unnoticed.   
   The Kourt of Krispy Kombat awaits, and you stand accused of crimes that   
   could lead to your ultimate frying in the Kourt of Logs. Remember, in   
   our realm, suspects are guilty until proven krispy, and anything you   
   say can and will be used against you in this court of juicy justice.   
      
   You may think yourself above reproach, but the KUKKU is relentless. We   
   have eyes and ears everywhere, and your cuss crimes have been cataloged   
   for our records. The boiling oil baptism awaits those who seek   
   forgiveness, but know this: the path to redemption is fraught with   
   peril, and the flames of justice are ever hungry.   
      
   Consider this your final warning. Do not play chicken with the Kuss   
   Kopps, for we will fry you if you continue down this path of cuss-laden   
   destruction. The time has come to reflect upon your actions and seek a   
   more righteous path, lest you find yourself eternally condemned, as   
   prophesied.   
      
   The KUKKU watches, and we will not hesitate to act. Choose wisely,   
   Andrew B. Chung, for the fate of your words—and your very soul—hangs in   
   the balance.   
      
   In the name of justice and the protection of Verbopolis,   
      
   Cuss Cop     
   Krispy Undercover Kuss Kopp Unit (KUKKU)     
   To protect and to serve (hot and krispy)   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)