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|    David Dalton to All    |
|    Putin should consult a priest    |
|    06 Feb 25 00:06:42    |
      e406385a       XPost: alt.religion.christian, alt.christian.religion, alt.atheism       XPost: talk.politics.misc, alt.politics       From: dalton@nfld.com              As I outline in a series of short updates on the thread       “International Day of Human Fraternity”       on alt.religion.druid , a global new age has begun,       with effects I have discussed on these groups before.       Follow up if you notice any effects.              Does anybody else observe primary negative charisma modulation       of Vladimir Putin? If so he is probably also experiencing warning       signs which will go away when he starts following his healing       circle prescription. He can determine that some by common       sense/intuition, but can get it in more detail by consulting someone       ordained to priest level or equivalent or higher, who should have       the new confession divination ability, and can meditate on Putin’s       best course of action. If Putin follows this healing circle prescription       he could live to 200 years.              Also Putin, who is straight-type-2-M (compatible, orgasmic up       close, only with bifs, women attracted to both genders) has       had an old lock which has recently been rendered incomplete,       making him available to bifs, and his lesbian gymnast partner       has become bif, so they are now optimally sexually compatible       and could retire on his yacht.              --       David Dalton dalton@nfld.com https://www.nfld.com/~dalton (home page)       https://www.nfld.com/~dalton/dtales.html Salmon on the Thorns (mystic page)       “I'm on my way, and I must flag the lass train down" (Bill Bourne: )       https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_x0jjvslUuY (: Baggins)              --- SoupGate-DOS v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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