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   David Dalton to All   
   Re: Putin should consult a priest   
   06 Feb 25 17:58:19   
   
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   From: dalton@nfld.com   
      
   On Feb 6, 2025, David Dalton wrote   
   (in article<0001HW.2D555167008C7CB070000B9DD38F@news.eternal-september.org>):   
      
   > On Feb 6, 2025, David Dalton wrote   
   > (in article<0001HW.2D5465CA0055447170000B9DD38F@news.eternal-september.org>):   
   >   
   > > As I outline in a series of short updates on the thread   
   > > “International Day of Human Fraternity”   
   > > on alt.religion.druid , a global new age has begun,   
   > > with effects I have discussed on these groups before.   
   > > Follow up if you notice any effects.   
   > >   
   > > Does anybody else observe primary negative charisma modulation   
   > > of Vladimir Putin? If so he is probably also experiencing warning   
   > > signs which will go away when he starts following his healing   
   > > circle prescription. He can determine that some by common   
   > > sense/intuition, but can get it in more detail by consulting someone   
   > > ordained to priest level or equivalent or higher, who should have   
   > > the new confession divination ability, and can meditate on Putin’s   
   > > best course of action. If Putin follows this healing circle prescription   
   > > he could live to 200 years.   
   > >   
   > > Also Putin, who is straight-type-2-M (compatible, orgasmic up   
   > > close, only with bifs, women attracted to both genders) has   
   > > had an old lock which has recently been rendered incomplete,   
   > > making him available to bifs, and his lesbian gymnast partner   
   > > has become bif, so they are now optimally sexually compatible   
   > > and could retire on his yacht.   
   >   
   > That attempt failed, but I am trying again this evening as I   
   > describe on the “Optimist Day” thread on alt.religion.druid.   
   >   
   > Probably I should wait until the planetary alignment of   
   > February 28, which will also be an earliest waxing crescent,   
   > but I am rolling the dice one more time this evening. However   
   > it means that I won’t be going out to hear Selena Boland   
   > at The Black Sheep on George tonight as I had planned,   
   > but if you are in town I recommend that you go.   
      
   Oops, her name is Selina. No cover, 9--11 p.m.   
      
   --   
   David Dalton dalton@nfld.com https://www.nfld.com/~dalton (home page)   
   https://www.nfld.com/~dalton/dtales.html Salmon on the Thorns (mystic page)   
   “I'm on my way, and I must flag the lass train down" (Bill Bourne: )   
   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_x0jjvslUuY (: Baggins)   
      
   --- SoupGate-DOS v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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