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   David Dalton to All   
   Vladimir Putin stripped of far hearing a   
   11 Mar 25 05:05:06   
   
   d4ad2a98   
   XPost: soc.culture.ukrainian, alt.fan.countries.ukraine, alt.cur   
   ent-events.ukraine   
   XPost: alt.religion.christian, alt.christian.religion   
   From: dalton@nfld.com   
      
   From the “Waxing Clamshell to Blood Moon” thread   
   on alt.religion.druid :   
      
   "And if some criminals were using their special ability for   
   negative purposes, it has been removed and replaced   
   with a benign ability. For example, Vladimir Putin’s   
   far hearing ability has been removed and replaced   
   with aquaculture special ability (a new ability that is   
   like green thumb, animal husbandry, and healer,   
   only for fish and other non-mammal sea creatures,   
   including coral).”   
      
   Straight-type-2-M Vladimir Putin’s unconsummated old   
   lock has been rendered incomplete and his formerly   
   lesbian gymnast partner has turned bif, so they are now   
   optimally sexually compatible, and I again recommend that   
   they retire to his yacht, after ending the war on Ukraine.   
      
   However, unlike what I said before, he is not an   
   assisted shaktipat recipient, since they are restricted   
   to minor criminal or better now.   
      
   There won’t be negative charisma modulation for   
   probably another three days.   
      
   But if Putin is experiencing warning signs, he should   
   consult someone ordained to priest level or equivalent   
   or higher, who should now have confession divination   
   ability and can meditate (or pray meditatively) on the   
   best course of action for themself or other, which might   
   evolve some in the next three days.   
      
   What about Volodymyr Zelenskyy? Before the evolution   
   of special abilities he had no special abilities. After   
   that evolution, if it has occurred, he has psychedelic   
   drug enhanceable special ability, which some Latin   
   American shamans have and which I discuss in detail   
   on the thread “Blake Lively is psychedelic drug enhanceable”   
   on alt. religion.druid . Since he is a country leader   
   and I am pretty sure he is minor criminal or better,   
   he is also an assisted shaktipat recipient and has all   
   of my special abilities including matchmaking and   
   special abilities determination.   
      
   And note that before special abilities evolution,   
   Percy Hynes White and Winona Ryder both had   
   (and still have) peacemaker (by willing, not by   
   prayer or by talking) special ability. After that   
   evolution, if it has occurred, Antonio Guterres   
   and Stevie Nicks should also have that ability.   
      
   --   
   David Dalton dalton@nfld.com https://www.nfld.com/~dalton (home page)   
   https://www.nfld.com/~dalton/dtales.html Salmon on the Thorns (mystic page)   
   “And the cart is on a wheel; And the wheel is on a hill;   
   And the hill is shifting sand; And inside these laws we stand" (Ferron)   
      
   --- SoupGate-DOS v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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