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|    Vladimir Putin stripped of far hearing a    |
|    11 Mar 25 05:05:06    |
      d4ad2a98       XPost: soc.culture.ukrainian, alt.fan.countries.ukraine, alt.cur       ent-events.ukraine       XPost: alt.religion.christian, alt.christian.religion       From: dalton@nfld.com              From the “Waxing Clamshell to Blood Moon” thread       on alt.religion.druid :              "And if some criminals were using their special ability for       negative purposes, it has been removed and replaced       with a benign ability. For example, Vladimir Putin’s       far hearing ability has been removed and replaced       with aquaculture special ability (a new ability that is       like green thumb, animal husbandry, and healer,       only for fish and other non-mammal sea creatures,       including coral).”              Straight-type-2-M Vladimir Putin’s unconsummated old       lock has been rendered incomplete and his formerly       lesbian gymnast partner has turned bif, so they are now       optimally sexually compatible, and I again recommend that       they retire to his yacht, after ending the war on Ukraine.              However, unlike what I said before, he is not an       assisted shaktipat recipient, since they are restricted       to minor criminal or better now.              There won’t be negative charisma modulation for       probably another three days.              But if Putin is experiencing warning signs, he should       consult someone ordained to priest level or equivalent       or higher, who should now have confession divination       ability and can meditate (or pray meditatively) on the       best course of action for themself or other, which might       evolve some in the next three days.              What about Volodymyr Zelenskyy? Before the evolution       of special abilities he had no special abilities. After       that evolution, if it has occurred, he has psychedelic       drug enhanceable special ability, which some Latin       American shamans have and which I discuss in detail       on the thread “Blake Lively is psychedelic drug enhanceable”       on alt. religion.druid . Since he is a country leader       and I am pretty sure he is minor criminal or better,       he is also an assisted shaktipat recipient and has all       of my special abilities including matchmaking and       special abilities determination.              And note that before special abilities evolution,       Percy Hynes White and Winona Ryder both had       (and still have) peacemaker (by willing, not by       prayer or by talking) special ability. After that       evolution, if it has occurred, Antonio Guterres       and Stevie Nicks should also have that ability.              --       David Dalton dalton@nfld.com https://www.nfld.com/~dalton (home page)       https://www.nfld.com/~dalton/dtales.html Salmon on the Thorns (mystic page)       “And the cart is on a wheel; And the wheel is on a hill;       And the hill is shifting sand; And inside these laws we stand" (Ferron)              --- SoupGate-DOS v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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