From: karaitenoahide@gmail.com   
      
   Son of Springvale   
      
   The theophany was born on the 20th of November in 6179 in the reckoning of the   
   adjusted calendar of Haven Noahide Fellowship, the year 2016 in the regular   
   common era calendar. He was born in Cooma hospital, but lived his early life   
   in Springvale, a small    
   tiny township south of Dalgety, found on few maps it was so small. His father   
   was Jeremiah Debear, and he was a regular father, attendant of the United   
   Pentecostal Church, but young Wolfgang Debear did not 100% agree with his   
   father's conclusions that    
   Jesus Christ Almighty was exactly that – the living God. He did not agree at   
   all.   
      
   When Wolfgang turned 25 he started suffering from Schizophrenia, and heard   
   voices. And then he had a psychotic attack, refused the medications his   
   parent's suggested, and drifted off out onto the back roads of southern Monaro   
   region, were he wandered    
   until he was 40. 15 years of crazy adventures, were voices told him he was   
   God, and he believed them as well. Who else could Wolfgang be apart from God   
   Almighty? If there was a God, it wasn't Jesus, it was Wolfgang. But he never   
   took it that seriously,    
   especially after his 39th year when an Eternal Voice said to him, 'TIME TO GET   
   SERIOUS WOLFGANG.'   
      
   Wolfgang drifted into Canberra, into Tuggeranong, and having his birth   
   certificate with him, which he'd had in his wallet for the last 15 years, he   
   registered with Centrelink, who said he'd need an address, so they put him on   
   the emergency housing list,    
   and found him a place in his 40th year. It was in Gilmore, in Alice Jackson   
   Crescent. And then the Cherubim Daniel Daly, 347th Cherubim of the Realm of   
   Eternity, dropped by one afternoon, having chatted with him at the Chisholm   
   shops, and they started    
   talking about the Universal Faith Assembly, and God had found his calling in   
   life. Head pastor of the the Universal Faith Assembly of the 7 Divine   
   Fellowships, and Daniel delivered him the complete works of Melanie C on CD   
   and said 'She's our Girl'.   
      
   God married in his 41st year, a lady he had converted to membership of the   
   Universal Faith Assembly. She was a pretty lady, and she liked God. April was   
   her first name, and she became April Debear. And they had a child which he   
   named 'David' and God was    
   happy. Wolfgang was happy.   
      
   * * * * *   
      
   In his years wandering around, Wolfgang had dropped into Canberra a number of   
   times, sitting on the steps of Calvary Chapel a lot, were his father went to   
   church, the family driving up from Springvale once a month to attend. He saw   
   his dad often, who    
   gave him regular cash, and watched Wolfgang as he wandered around Chifley   
   oval, which was next to the church, and sat up in the corner of the oval, in a   
   quiet section, just nearby a set of flats called Chifley house. But most of   
   the time he was wandering    
   around Tuggeranong when his wanderings brought him to Canberra a few times a   
   year, and he wandered around, sleeping in parks and ovals, and knew the place   
   quite well by his 40th year. In Macarthur playing fields Daniel Daly had met   
   him a number of times,    
   and he'd advised the lad often to sort his life out. Wolfgang drank alcohol,   
   never to excess and never ever got drunk, but he enjoyed a drop to get him   
   through the nights. He had a warm sleeping bag he slept in at nights, and   
   drank water from taps most    
   of the time, or from the Snowy or Murrumbidgee rivers, or various other   
   creeks, but always seemed to have enough cash when he was hungry for a   
   hamburger or some hot chips and gravy or some other cafe food he enjoyed   
   eating. Daniel helped him financially,    
   as well as his father, and Wolfgang was a wildman in some ways, Mr Natural,   
   lost off his his psychotic fantasies, an adventurous world of his own   
   imaginations. There was nothing quite like God's younger years, and although   
   he was alone a lot of the time,    
   somehow he didn't mind. He was on endless crusades to redeem mankind in his   
   hear, the calling of his young life, and the voices always told him he was   
   saving the world. His crazy missions were all part of the masterplan for the   
   salvation of mankind.    
   Wolfgang knew that was true – somehow.   
      
   He met April, actually, when he was about 30, as she lived in Gilmore, and she   
   said he was a crazy sweet kind of guy, and though she was only 15, she said   
   she could marry a guy like him. He never forgot that.   
      
   His adventures always made sense for a while, and he would read his King James   
   Bible, and know that Salvation was of the LORD, and his mission was to redeem   
   them all. Somehow he made the Sun rise one night, although it actually rose at   
   its correct time,    
   but Wolfgang knew his prayers at what was surely midnight were answered. There   
   were all sorts of redemptive works he accomplished, all in his own heart, his   
   own little world of imagination, but, when his late 30s started coming along,   
   he started calming    
   down. And the then the voice of the Almighty, and Wolfgang was mostly over it.   
   Time to finally settle down.   
      
   * * * * *   
      
   'Wolfgang. I have noticed something on the computer.'   
      
   Wolfgang was nervous.   
      
   'On our youtube account. A lot of American African pop artists. Females,   
   especially.'   
      
   Wolfgang breathed a sigh of relief. She hadn't found the porn. 'Uh, yeh. Is   
   that unusual?' he asked April.   
      
   'No. Not really. It's just that there is an awful lot of them. Especially   
   Rihanna. You must have favourited her entire video career and live   
   performances.'   
      
   'Uh, yeh,' he responded, and came in from the laundry, through the hall, to   
   the main living room were April was watching TV. 'Just got a thing for Afro   
   women,' said Wolfgang.   
      
   'Yet you married me,' she said.   
      
   'Love knows no boundaries,' he said softly.   
      
   She picked up the remote and changed the challenge to a nature show. They sat   
   in silence for a while, and she rested against him. 'Just don't cheat on me   
   with any nigger bitch,' she said after a while. God nodded.   
      
      
      
   A few weeks later Daniel Daly was around, and they were discussing matters   
   pertinent to the Universal Faith Assembly.   
      
      
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