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|    THE KOSHER PORK    |
|    17 Apr 08 23:52:29    |
      From: sdjerome@bellsouth.net              THE KOSHER PORK        (Also Known As "My Personal Passover Story")                     Passover is about to arrive. I am reminded of something which       happened thirteen years ago. Passover was a week away. I had just       read that during Passover, Jewish dog owners could only keep dog foods       which were free of homitz. I was the proud owner of a dog, my beloved       mutt, Duke, so I sought rabbinical advice.              The rabbi read from a list of permitted dog foods. One of the brands       on the list was Alpo "beef and bacon." But wait! Bacon comes from       the pig. "How could this be?" I asked? "Rabbi, are you telling me to       bring a pork product into my home?" The rabbi responded by asking me,       "Are you buying this for yourself to eat or for your dog?" He then       explained that it is not forbidden for Jews to possess pork. It was       only forbidden for Jews to eat pork products. He went on to explain       that the Talmud expressly states that if a Jew has pork, he should       feed it to the dogs. Since I had a dog, this would follow the       Talmudic instruction.              The rabbi also noted that this rule was in contrast to feeding the dog       a mixture of milk and meat. The Talmud states that Jews are prohibited       from deriving any benefit from mixing milk and meat. That, he       explained, included feeding it to a dog. Over the next days I began       to question: Why would the Talmud direct Jews to feed pork to the       dogs? Certainly, the Talmud would not direct a Jew to perform an act       that violates the laws of Kashruth.              I sought a clue from the Midrash (a compilation of Rabbinic literature       from roughly 400 to 1200 C.E). The Torah states that just before       imposing the Tenth Plague upon the Egyptians (killing of the first       born), God told Moses that there would be loud wailing throughout       Egypt, but where the Hebrews lived, not even a dog would bark. The       Midrash states that just before the Angel of Death descended, God       instructed all dogs living among the Hebrews to be silent. The dogs       complied with loving devotion. God was so impressed that He told them       that because they had obeyed with such love, He would reward them. He       would instruct the Jewish people that hereafter they should give their       non-kosher food to the dogs.              This explains giving non-kosher food to the dogs in general. However,       the Talmudic directive deals only with Pork. It does not mention other       non-kosher foods such as rabbits, shrimp or lobster, etc. Thus, this       Midrashic story did not explain why the Talmud instructs Jews       specifically to feed pork to the dogs.              The first night of Passover arrived. As I began to eat the Seder       meal, I thought to myself, that this was the first time I had ever       attended a Seder which had truly kosher food. And I thought of my dog       at home, eating his beef and bacon. Suddenly! The answer came to me       in a flash: We are told to feed pork to the dogs because pork is       Kosher for dogs! The Talmud does not tell us to feed pork to Gentiles.       The laws of Kashruth do not apply to Gentiles. However, the Talmud       gives us a directive to feed pork to the dogs, so it must be that Pork       is a kosher food for dogs! (When I returned home, I had to tell Duke,       "Sorry, boy, no more cheeseburgers. But here, enjoy a kosher ham       sandwich! Oh, by the way, Duke, since it is Passover, your ham       sandwich is with Matzo!")              In conclusion, while pork is certainly not Kosher for a Jew to eat, it       is Kosher for our beloved pooches. Thus, by feeding pork to our dogs,       we are actually helping them to keep Kosher! A Mitzvah in and of       itself!              A very joyous and Kosher Passover for you - and for your dogs!              P.S.: Duke passed away three years ago. I have since adopted a new       dog, another beloved mutt, who I've named Nudnik , so I have this       issue again. Now I am wondering: Do we have to make sure that the pig       was properly slaughtered in a kosher manner, and that it was salted       and soaked? Do we need a Shochret? I'll just have to ask my Rabbi!!                            ----== Posted via Newsfeeds.Com - Unlimited-Unrestricted-Secure Usenet       News==----       http://www.newsfeeds.com The #1 Newsgroup Service in the World! 120,000+       Newsgroups       ----= East and West-Coast Server Farms - Total Privacy via Encryption =----              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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