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|    Kevin Anderson to All    |
|    Prayer to St. Isadore.    |
|    30 Apr 22 06:40:05    |
      From: kevinhaleanderson@gmail.com              Prayer to St. Isadore              St. Isidore, St. Isidore,       To you we rogate, to you we implore:       Please let it (or not) shine or pour,              Bring on the bee, hold off the hoar;       Coax the oat, swell the meat       Of grape and nut;              encourage the wheat       To ripen fat in August heat       Then lay down, brown, for us to beat.              And bag in burlap with quadruple X’s       Haul to the mill with stone-ground reflexes,       Enliven the staff of both the sexes       By stuffing them full of B complexes;       Sweeten the soil’s sour grievance.              Correct the mustard’s feckles malfeasance,       Raise up the corn in rows of allegiance,       Bow down the cherry in fruitful obesiance;              O Guardian of squash and tendrilled pea,       Hoeing away at sanctity,       All ills of bud and vine and lea,       But mostly our garden, remedy.              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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