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   From: dalton@nfld.com   
      
   On Oct 24, 2023, David Dalton wrote   
   (in article<0001HW.2AE7A8F70001A6DF70000912D38F@news.eternal-september.org>):   
      
   > I just spent a half hour typing an earlier draft of this post and   
   > then my iMac beachballed and I had to reboot, and lost the   
   > post, but I will try to reconstruct it.   
   >   
   > Old material:   
   >   
   > I have pierced three sexual shielding spells put up by some bifs   
   > (women attracted to both genders) which had the effect of   
   > allowing attention from incompatible gays and partially compatible   
   > (less than optimally compatible, and less likely to stick, and   
   > less likely to be faithful) bims (men attracted to both genders)   
   > and straight-type-1 men, while blocking attention from optimally   
   > compatible straight-type-2 men (including me), lesbians, and   
   > other bifs. After I pierced them I funnelled them to be adjusted   
   > by Goddess to something better, and the adjustments have   
   > occurred, and they now have the opposite effect. So if   
   > such a bif wants to maintain a partially compatible relationship   
   > she will have to cancel the spell (and even then, if she is   
   > an a.s.r., a.s.r. no longer have partial compatibility).   
   >   
   > Some bifs with at least one such spell up were or are Ella   
   > Fitzgerald, Whitney Houston (who thus got Bobby Brown   
   > instead of Kevin Costner), Kelly McMichael, Toni-Marie   
   > Wiseman, Shania Twain, Avril Lavigne, Colleen Eccleston,   
   > Rihanna, Sheryl Crow, Lady Gaga (all three spells),   
   > Kim Kardashian, Sarah Harmer, Billie Eilish, Michelle Pfeiffer,   
   > and the woman in the doggy style picture outside The Cotton Club   
   > (strip club, not jazz bar) here in St. John’s.   
      
   and I think ace fiddler Emilia Bartellas.   
      
   --   
   https://www.nfld.com/~dalton/dtales.html Salmon on the Thorns (mystic page)   
   "But you come around in your time; Speaking of fabulous places,   
   create an oasis; Dries up as soon as you're gone; You leave me   
   here burning in this desert without you" (Sarah McLachlan)   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)