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   Hunter Barnes to All   
   Handling cerebral palsy.   
   07 Jan 24 15:51:12   
   
   From: magizian@gmail.com   
      
   Cerebral palsy stage one, uncontralable shaking and chill, is caused by   
   overconcentration of hydrocarbon nitrate in air compasition.   
   I blame bad cloud seeding and what we call the jetstream.   
   The shakes can get anybody of any age but doesn't get everyone at once; due to   
   a trinary conjuntion of condition.required.   
   Treatment is simple.   
   palsy shakes deminish completly within six minutes by wrapping a cloth scarf   
   around mouth and nose, sceceptability handled by drinking boiled green and red   
   peppers.   
   Let surgen reader understand.   
   ~, Dr. Hunter Reon Barnes, PhD, D.S.   
   [o;-)   
      
   P.s.. Please cease manoring crops and livestock, refrain from inbreeding with   
   closer than your second cuz.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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