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|    Sam to All    |
|    Go to the Confessional with an AR-15 rif    |
|    15 Apr 18 02:18:17    |
      From: samsclub@fukkitt.com              In the old days you just want to the confessional and let the priest       abuse you. This is 2018, and times have changed. Take your AR-15,       AK-47, or other large gun into the confessional. Then tell that       homosexual, child molesting priest your sins. If he threatens to touch       your body in an indecent manner, suggests you bring your kids to the       rectory, or you just dont like the penance he gave you, BLOW THE       FUCKER AWAY. Do it right there in the confessional. Dont worry about       going to hell, God hates that priest more than he hates you, because       that priest is a sick, perverted, disgusting homo-faggot and child       molester. Eliminating that sicko perv priest is what God desires.              Dont go to confession unarmed. And remember, if you're in church       waiting to enter the confessional, and you hear gunshots in the       confessional, you should probably go to another church, unless you       want to tell your sins to a dead and blood covered ex-faggot, ex-child       molesting, pervert wearing a collar.              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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