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   Sam to All   
   Go to the Confessional with an AR-15 rif   
   15 Apr 18 02:18:17   
   
   From: samsclub@fukkitt.com   
      
   In the old days you just want to the confessional and let the priest   
   abuse you. This is 2018, and times have changed. Take your AR-15,   
   AK-47, or other large gun into the confessional. Then tell that   
   homosexual, child molesting priest your sins. If he threatens to touch   
   your body in an indecent manner, suggests you bring your kids to the   
   rectory, or you just dont like the penance he gave you, BLOW THE   
   FUCKER AWAY. Do it right there in the confessional. Dont worry about   
   going to hell, God hates that priest more than he hates you, because   
   that priest is a sick, perverted, disgusting homo-faggot and child   
   molester. Eliminating that sicko perv priest is what God desires.   
      
   Dont go to confession unarmed. And remember, if you're in church   
   waiting to enter the confessional, and you hear gunshots in the   
   confessional, you should probably go to another church, unless you   
   want to tell your sins to a dead and blood covered ex-faggot, ex-child   
   molesting, pervert wearing a collar.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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