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   El Kadong to HeartDoc Andrew   
   Re: SAINT SHIHTZU (Patron Saint of the H   
   30 May 23 10:52:58   
   
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   From: twink@the.noodle   
      
   On 5/29/23 21:15, HeartDoc Andrew wrote:   
   >  05/29/23 Troll/KK tragically vainjangling (1 Tim 1:6) ...   
      
   You are suffering from gluten impaction of the intestines, which is   
   backed up all the way to your skull. In medical terms this is called,   
   "shit for brains."   
      
   There is a treatment for this condition. Grease a rolling pin with some   
   cooking oil. Then park your sphincter on the rolling pin and bounce up   
   and down until your colon is clean. I approve this holey medical treatment.   
      
   The medical term for this treatment is, "chomo therapy." If you survive   
   the treatment you will be granted a "infernal medical license."   
      
   El Kadong   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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