XPost: alt.atheism, alt.messianic, alt.bible   
   XPost: alt.bible.prophecy   
   From: twink@the.noodle   
      
   On Thu, 01 Jun 2023 17:14:55 -0700   
   El Kabong  wrote:   
      
   > Michael McLean wrote:   
   > > On 1/06/2023 1:45 pm, Michael Christ wrote:   
   > > > El Kadong wrote:   
   > > >   
   > > > SNIP of the vile snipper's atheist nonsensabilities.   
   > > >   
   > > > I am Michael The Christ.   
   > > >   
   > > > I done maded meselfies.   
   > > >   
   > > > I done maded you toosies.   
   > > >   
   > > > Eternal Michael, or nothing existses.   
   > >   
   > > Get a life.   
   >   
   > That's funny, coming from a guy who posts up to 1,000   
   > times times a month, just to say "Look at me!"   
   >   
   > Get a life.   
      
   I, El Kadong, have converted from Darwinism and Dawkinsism to the   
   glorious light of the gospel of Michael Christ. I have been transformed   
   by the superior teachings of Mikhail Krispy Krist and become a Messianic   
   Jew. I am no longer an atheist. I am a disciple of Mikey McLoon and his   
   Krispy Krist Kringle.   
      
   I renounce my whiteness and I identify as a Jewess. My pronouns   
   are queen/bee.   
      
   In recognition of my conversion My Master McLoon has changed my   
   name to a new holy name. I will no longer be known as El Kadong. From   
   henceforth ye shall call me,   
      
           EL SHADDONG.   
      
   Thank you Majesty McLoon, for allowing me into your Krispy Kingdumb.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)