XPost: alt.atheism, alt.bible   
   From: usenet@troll.award   
      
   In honor of their impending doom and punishment the Geaux Phuque Yore   
   Sylph Society is presenting a new class of Usenet kook awards:   
      
               *~= Satanic Sophistry Kookware Prizes =~*   
      
   The Dickweed Dalton Dildo Award   
       For most disconcerting and creepy religious pervert.   
       Awarded with a dull sausage grinder and fingerless safety gloves.   
      
   The HarpDink Andrew Lord Arsefart Medical Malpractice Award   
       For most imaginative intestinal assault and dietary suicide program.   
       Awarded with a pink EZ-bake bread oven filled with spray foam.   
      
   The Moocky McLoon Messiah Pineapple Pooter Prize   
       For the most unholey references to rape, scat, and anal reaming.   
       Awarded with a tempest in a cracked, tin teapot.   
      
   The Jabberwocky Witless Jimbo White-Washtower Trophy   
       For the most whitewashing of a religious cult rife with rape.   
       Awarded with a tin can of white paint with the lid welded shut.   
      
   The Righteous Robbo Ragelet Angry Anathema Award   
       For the most angry anathemas and coked curses against his enemies.   
       Awarded with a open-bottomed brass spittoon.   
      
   The Mucky McUnlclean Award   
       For turning any religious idea into a anal sex trope.   
       Awarded with a 50-lb cast iron bed pan.   
      
   The Michael McHammed Jihad in a Worshtub Award   
       For the only Jihadi worth the salt in his own piss, so not much.   
       Awarded with a bottomless galvanized washtub.   
      
   The El Kabunghole Prize   
       For excellence in ass-maggotry.   
       Awarded with a bottle of Maalox spiked with pineapple schnapps.   
      
   Satan's sockpuppets have earned rewards such as these.   
      
   ~~ Geaux Phuque Yore Sylph   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)