XPost: alt.atheism, alt.bible, alt.christnet.christianlife   
   From: michaelmclean2021@outlook.com   
      
   On 10/07/2023 4:29 pm, Geauxphuque Yoresylph wrote:   
   > In honor of their impending doom and punishment the Geaux Phuque Yore   
   > Sylph Society is presenting a new class of Usenet kook awards:   
   >   
   >              *~= Satanic Sophistry Kookware Prizes =~*   
   >   
   > The Dickweed Dalton Dildo Award   
   >      For most disconcerting and creepy religious pervert.   
   >      Awarded with a dull sausage grinder and fingerless safety gloves.   
   >   
   > The HarpDink Andrew Lord Arsefart Medical Malpractice Award   
   >      For most imaginative intestinal assault and dietary suicide program.   
   >      Awarded with a pink EZ-bake bread oven filled with spray foam.   
   >   
   > The Moocky McLoon Messiah Pineapple Pooter Prize   
   >      For the most unholey references to rape, scat, and anal reaming.   
   >      Awarded with a tempest in a cracked, tin teapot.   
   >   
   > The Jabberwocky Witless Jimbo White-Washtower Trophy   
   >      For the most whitewashing of a religious cult rife with rape.   
   >      Awarded with a tin can of white paint with the lid welded shut.   
   >   
   > The Righteous Robbo Ragelet Angry Anathema Award   
   >      For the most angry anathemas and coked curses against his enemies.   
   >      Awarded with a open-bottomed brass spittoon.   
   >   
   > The Mucky McUnlclean Award   
   >      For turning any religious idea into a anal sex trope.   
   >      Awarded with a 50-lb cast iron bed pan.   
   >   
   > The Michael McHammed Jihad in a Worshtub Award   
   >      For the only Jihadi worth the salt in his own piss, so not much.   
   >      Awarded with a bottomless galvanized washtub.   
   >   
   > The El Kabunghole Prize   
   >      For excellence in ass-maggotry.   
   >      Awarded with a bottle of Maalox spiked with pineapple schnapps.   
   >   
   > Satan's sockpuppets have earned rewards such as these.   
   >   
   > ~~ Geaux Phuque Yore Sylph   
   >   
      
   And the "Hide in the Shadows Coward" Self-Righteous Sinner Award goes to   
   this hero of anonymity.  :-))).   
      
   A heinous and most egregious award only applicable to the most worthy   
   recipient.   
      
      
      
      
   Michael Christ   
      
   --   
   Jesus is the everlasting Father, Jesus is God, Jesus is the Lord.   
      
   Rom 5:8 But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were   
   YET sinners, Christ died for us.   
      
   Jeremiah 10:23 O LORD, I know that the way of man is not in himself: it   
   is not in man that walketh to direct his steps.   
      
   Psalms 53:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Corrupt   
   are they, and have done abominable iniquity: there is none that doeth good.   
      
   Proverbs 12:15 The way of a fool is right in his own eyes: but he that   
   hearkeneth unto counsel is wise.   
      
   "To seek your own will is to seek your own glory."   
      
   "If God is not first in everything He is not first in anything."   
      
   "What makes the bible the truth? The resonance of God."   
      
   "All men were born sinners. Why? Because all men were born not loving   
   God with all their heart, soul, and mind. An abomination. Therefore,   
   sin is not what you do; it is what you are."   
      
   "Compromise will condemn you."   
      
   "There are no sinners in Christ Jesus."   
      
   "My sons are born of Me. In them is no darkness at all."   
      
   "You can't learn righteousness. Haven't you had enough time already to   
   know that?"   
      
   "The way of truth is the testimony of life."   
      
   "I merely speak the truth, what is revealed to me, and the cards fall   
   where God intends."   
      
   "Nothing that is produced is produced without first being faith."   
      
   "You can only find proof of God through faith because that is how we all   
   live, by faith."   
      
   "It is not what you do that matters, it is how you treat Me."   
      
   "Keep going forward. Forget about the past. Lift up your head, look   
   ahead."   
      
   "You cannot be free with guilt in your heart."   
      
   "Priority is everything."   
      
   "The truth doesn't need evidence, it is evidence."   
      
   "There is no greater possession a man has than his own will, to squander   
   it or to place it where it truly belongs."   
      
   "An atheist is a fool who thinks truth is found in living a lie."   
      
   "Saying "prove it" [as a foundation] is merely an ignorant straw man, to   
   an ignorant straw man."   
      
   "Wait, rest, be still, and know."   
      
   "No man can wash his own hands!!!"   
      
   "I find this in the Christianity religions: 'Nobody's perfect' they say,   
   and they use that as an excuse not to do what is perfect."   
      
   The Atheist: "They don't believe and put their faith in a Creator (the   
   obvious). So no evidence and proof is to be found!!"   
      
   "The world is the way it is because God can't compromise who He is."   
      
   "Man is not the centre of being."   
      
   "Man is incompatible with the natural world because of his sinful nature."   
      
   "And then the Lord said, "I see everything."   
      
   "Man has no greater idol than his own will."   
      
   "Where is God hiding? He isn't."   
      
   "If you don't keep all the scriptures, you can't keep any of them."   
      
   "You can't prove anything because everything depends on a person's   
   willingness to believe."   
      
   "Atheists are ultimately trying to be pointlessness, meaninglessness,   
   and purposelessness in their point, meaning, and purpose."   
      
   "The last day of creation will be the last day of time. God is always   
   full of hope."   
      
   "The veil of the temple was rent in twain, not to have a book pass   
   through it so that you could play God."   
      
   "A phylactery does not a heart for God make. Not back then, and not today."   
      
   "No one in heaven is better (or higher) than what makes it heaven. Such   
   is the love of God."   
      
   "The definition of an atheist: A man full of bluster and bullshit   
   pretending he is the meaning of life."   
      
   "Free will is not power; it is the choice that I allow; that choice is   
   still according to my power," says the Lord.   
      
   What does a fool do? A fool looks for a "nothing" in a "something" in   
   order to explain the existence of existence.   
      
   "Unless you do all because He is who He is, all your religion is in vain."   
      
   "Every man is subject to God; He judges every man, and He is reality.   
     What a gift in a fallen world!"   
      
   "Love MUST be a choice or it is nothing but a law!"   
      
   "Why were all men born sinners? To not only behold the glory of God, but   
   to bring forth the glory of God."   
      
   "God does not and will not arbitrate for any man to love Him!  If God   
   isn't everything to you, He is nothing to you where the rubber meets the   
   road."   
      
   "It is sin not to love God with all your heart, soul, and mind post the   
   cross, and that is the unforgivable sin."   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)