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   Cuss Cop Wicked Word Watch to All   
   KRISPONOMIKON : CUSS COP KRISPY KUSS GLO   
   17 Jul 24 20:56:35   
   
   XPost: alt.atheism, alt.bible   
      
   From: Cuss Cop Wicked Word Watch    
   Organization: Kozmik Krispy Kuss Kourt   
   User-Agent: Cuss Cop (Potty Mouth Patrol)   
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   Subject: KRISPONOMIKON : CUSS COP KRISPY KUSS GLOSSARY OF WICKED WORDS   
      
      
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    | ' < |   /| |\__ \  _/| (_) | .` | (_) | |\/| || |   ' <| (_) | .` |   
    |_|\_\|_|_\___|___/_|   \___/|_|\_|\___/|_|  |_|___| _|\_\\___/|_|\_|   
      
      
                     _______  __________     _________  ___   
                    / ___/ / / / __/ __/    / ___/ __ \/ _ \   
                   / /__/ /_/ /\ \_\ \     / /__/ /_/ / ___/   
                   \___/\____/___/___/     \___/\____/_/   
      
                __ _____  _____________  __     __ ____  __________   
               / //_/ _ \/  _/ __/ _ \ \/ /    / //_/ / / / __/ __/   
              / ,< / , _// /_\ \/ ___/\  /    / ,< / /_/ /\ \_\ \   
             /_/|_/_/|_/___/___/_/    /_/    /_/|_|\____/___/___/   
      
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                    / ___/ /  / __ \/ __/ __/ _ | / _ \ \/ /   
                   / (_ / /__/ /_/ /\ \_\ \/ __ |/ , _/\  /   
                   \___/____/\____/___/___/_/ |_/_/|_| /_/   
      
      
                         KRISPONOMIKON (KUSSNOMIKON)   
      
                    THE CUSS COP GLOSSARY OF WICKED WORDS   
                        AND KRISPY KUSS SLIME SPEECH   
      
                                  version 1   
      
      
   KRISPY   
     worthy of torment by duck burning or duck roasting in kozmik grill.   
      
   KRISPIFY   
     a test of guilt or innocence in which the guilty krisp in flames.   
      
   KUSS   
     wicked words tabulated and tallied in a kozmik krispy report.   
      
   KUSSIFY   
     to testify against a kuss kriminal, or self-incriminating testimony.   
      
   KUSSER   
     a recidivist kuss kriminal.   
      
   KUSS KRIME   
     the vile utterances and writings of kussers.   
      
   KUSS KRIMINAL   
     a kusser caught with wicked words.   
      
   KOZMIK KRISPY   
     a future event when many krass kussers accrue 666+ kuss krime karma.   
      
   KRISPY KOURT   
     the department for krispy kuss komplaints against kuss kriminals.   
      
   KOURT OF KOMBAT   
     the special kourt in which kussers kiss the gas can and holy zippo.   
      
   KOSHER KUSS   
     anti-jewish kuss.   
      
   FRESH MEAT   
     a newly discovered kuss kriminal at risk of kozmik krispy flames.   
      
   KEYSTER DOOR   
     kozmik court rules ban uttering the obvious meaning of this word.   
      
   KUSS KEYSTER DOOR   
     kozmik court rules ban uttering the obvious meaning of this word.   
      
   MARCO DEBEESTE   
     the most evil of all Spankish kuss keyster doors.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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