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|    KOZMIK KRISPY KOUNTDOWN - Cuss Cop Verba    |
|    17 Jul 24 21:04:21    |
   
   XPost: alt.atheism, alt.bible   
   From: wicked@word.watch   
      
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    | |o \/ \ KOZMIK KRISPY KOUNTDOWN   
      
      
    Cuss Cop Slime Speech Detector has identified well over 666 slimy   
    Kuss Kriminals and 66666 kuss krimes.   
      
    All suspects are guilty until proven krispy in a kourt of kombat.   
      
    Once 666+ kuss kriminals are identified the kourt of kombat shall   
    be konvened. The Kritarch of the Krispy Kourt of Kombat shall   
    hear kuss krime komplaints against kombatants who shall be then   
    sentenced to the kladiator pits.   
      
    Kozmik krispy is koming. All defeated kladiators will be taken   
    from the Krispy Kourt of Kombat and rendered in a kourt of logs.   
      
    The final remaining kladiator shall be sentenced to trial by kombat   
    with the chief of all vocabulary villains, Seniore Marco Debeeste.   
      
    The final surviving vocabulary villain shall be treated with the   
    Magistrate McLoon Pineapple Prize.   
      
   --   
    Cuss Cop Wicked Word Watch (krispy kuss kop)   
    Kounting krispy kuss for kozmik krispy kourt.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   
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