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   Cuss Cop Wicked Word Watch to All   
   KOZMIK KRISPY KOUNTDOWN - Cuss Cop Verba   
   17 Jul 24 21:04:21   
   
   XPost: alt.atheism, alt.bible   
   From: wicked@word.watch   
      
                 ,   
        __  _.-"` `'-.   
       /||\'._ __{}_(                Verbal Victims Unit   
       ||||  |'--.__\        _______  __________     _________  ___   
       |  L.(   ^_\^        / ___/ / / / __/ __/    / ___/ __ \/ _ \   
       \ .-' |   _ |       / /__/ /_/ /\ \_\ \     / /__/ /_/ / ___/   
       | |   )\___/        \___/\____/___/___/     \___/\____/_/   
       |  \-'`:._]   
       \__/;      '-.       Wicked Word Watch - Potty Mouth Patrol   
       |   |o     __ \   
       |   |o     )( |   
       |   |o     \/ \      KOZMIK KRISPY KOUNTDOWN   
      
      
       Cuss Cop Slime Speech Detector has identified well over 666 slimy   
       Kuss Kriminals and 66666 kuss krimes.   
      
       All suspects are guilty until proven krispy in a kourt of kombat.   
      
       Once 666+ kuss kriminals are identified the kourt of kombat shall   
       be konvened. The Kritarch of the Krispy Kourt of Kombat shall   
       hear kuss krime komplaints against kombatants who shall be then   
       sentenced to the kladiator pits.   
      
       Kozmik krispy is koming. All defeated kladiators will be taken   
       from the Krispy Kourt of Kombat and rendered in a kourt of logs.   
      
       The final remaining kladiator shall be sentenced to trial by kombat   
       with the chief of all vocabulary villains, Seniore Marco Debeeste.   
      
       The final surviving vocabulary villain shall be treated with the   
       Magistrate McLoon Pineapple Prize.   
      
   --   
     Cuss Cop Wicked Word Watch (krispy kuss kop)   
     Kounting krispy kuss for kozmik krispy kourt.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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