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   Why Our Friends The Nazis Played Music A   
   21 Jun 08 11:06:51   
   
   XPost: alt.abortion, alt.atheism, alt.talk.creationism   
   XPost: england.religion.christian   
   From: Jvisions@live.com   
      
   Heil Hitler everybody!   
      
      
   In the good old days, we would listen to music and it would help members of   
   the clergy seduce little boys.   Thank God that The Pope has spoken out over   
   electronic listening devices and is demanding a return to the fundamentals.   
      
   My Priest would fuck me in the ass while Humming Liberace!   
      
   Then I would confer with him in the nude, and confess my sins.   
      
      
   The book of Genesis condones sex between Mother and Son, and speaks highly of   
   incest.   
      
   Relieving the lust of our clergy is the goal of every good Catholic like me!   
      
   Ah!  My fond memories of holding the Bible in one hand while Father Murphy   
   rammed my tight little asshole will never leave me.   What joy!   
      
      
   See you at the Gay Pride Parade!!   I'll be the one dressed like Pope   
   Benedict, but with a black Swastika painted on my back and my ass cheeks   
   hanging out!   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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