XPost: alt.athiesm, alt.flame.jesus.christ, alt.recovery.catholicism
XPost: alt.religion.christian.roman-catholic
From: st-jack@jackanapes.ws
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, ?R. L. Measures spake thusly...
> In article , Ensign Lord Admiral
> Robert Thomas Alouisious Chatterton, The African Explorer
> wrote:
>
> > In alt.flame.jesus.christ, ?R. L. Measures spake thusly...
> >
> > > In article , Ensign Lord Admiral
> > > Robert Thomas Alouisious Chatterton, The African Explorer
> > > wrote:
> > >
> > > > MINNESOTA PROF PLEDGES TO DESECRATE EUCHARIST
> > > >
> > > > July 10, 2008
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Paul Zachary Myers, a professor at the University of Minnesota Morris,
> > > > has pledged to desecrate the Eucharist. He is responding to what
> > > > happened recently at the University of Central Florida when a student
> > > > walked out of Mass with the Host, holding it hostage for several days.
...
> > >
> > > Kidnapped cracker held hostage?
> >
> > Yes indeed! I'm kicking myself in the ass for not thinking of it myself.
>
> ** The idea that the actual flesh of Jesus of Nazareth is in the
> cracker provides a cornucopia of joke fodder.
You bet. I wonder if Catholics wonder which part of Jesus their cracker
has come from? His back? His stomach? His buttock? Or worse...?
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St. Jackanapes
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