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   From: larry_jackowskiNOSPAM@hotmail.com   
      
   Was He asleep at the wheel? I can understand why Jesus didn't save the    
   Space Shuttle - there was a fellow Jew on board, and we all know that    
   just before he didn't die on the cross, he converted to Catholicism,    
   eventually settling on Protestant Christianity as His faith.    
      
   And that explains why he let 9/11 go on without hindrance, there were a    
   slew of New York Jews, the worst kind, in those twin towers.    
   Unfortunately the Jews were tipped off by Satan himself, and all Hebrews    
   called in sick that day. But how in tarnation could have Jesus let a    
   beloved Christian daughter slip through His fingers at His own Christian    
   Music Festival?? It's unthinkable!   
      
   "Woman plummets to death on bungee ride"   
      
   - Air Glory ride shut down after accident at Christian music festival in    
   Wis. -   
      
      
   OSHKOSH, Wis. - A woman attending a Christian festival died Saturday    
   after plunging about 45 feet from a bungee-like amusement ride.   
      
   Workers at the Lifest 2007 event shut down the Air Glory ride after the    
   accident, which occurred about 4:45 p.m. A prayer service was held at 7    
   p.m. and the music festival resumed about 7:30 p.m.   
      
   The female teenager, Elizabeth Mohl, whose name and age was not released    
   by Oshkosk police, was pronounced dead at a local hospital several hours    
   after the accident.   
      
   Lifest is an annual Christian music festival that also features rides    
   and sports.   
      
   An announcement about the death was made from a stage just after 9:30    
   p.m. The music continued but with more mellow worship songs.   
      
   Oshkosh Police Sgt. Todd Wrage said few details were available Saturday    
   night.   
      
   ?What we do know, from the reports we've gotten, is that she apparently    
   fell 40 to 50 feet,? Wrage said.   
      
   The Air Glory ride is described as a ride whose mechanism is similar to    
   bungee-jumping.   
      
   Brian Childers of Kenosha was in line for the ride and witnessed the    
   fall.   
      
   Two people went up in the ride, and when they pulled the release    
   Childers said he heard a snapping sound. One person fell and the other    
   remained swinging in the ride, he said.   
      
   "Two Christians enter, one Christian leaves."   
      
   Fortunately the horrid grizzly death held up the music jams for a swift    
   half hour prayer service, where everyone praised Jesus for the death and    
   welcomed his new recruit from the bungee mishap, Elizabeth Mohl.   
      
   Then it was back to good clean Christian rock with Jars of Clay and the    
   headline Superchic[k]! Wheee!   
      
      
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   St. Jackanapes   
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